Philip Armand misses the smell of his mother's holiday roast, the taste....not so much.

Philip Armand wonders why they still make multi-ply toilet tissue.

Philip Armand rushes through Penn Station until a rumpled man stops him and teaches him a profound lesson.

Philip Armand is mistaken for a stranger and then someone even stranger than that stranger.

Philip Armand is asked by a helicopter pilot if he vomits, the answer comes too late.

Philip Armand desecrates a coca farmer in Ghana.

Philip Armand spends an afternoon watching the TV show Friends with a group of Kurdish Freedom-Fighters.  See more here.

Philip Armand missed an opportunity to share cake with Sir Terence   because he had his head up his ass.

Philip Armand explores a mysterious black dot on his nose.

Philip Armand discover's Einstein's mistakes and what they mean for his life.