In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic go on undirected tangents. Just chatting without aim seeing where our banter takes us. We bob and weave through topics both realistic and purely theoretical. Some of these include qualifications that you could put on your resume, but are they really necessary? What are schools trying to prevent by banning gum chewing and eating in class? Some animals understand certain languages, but what if they could also speak back? Why could we never figure out how to hand whistle? There's lots to cover so hop in!

Feel free to let us know some of your perspectives too. What are some useless qualifications that aren't very relevant anymore? What is the purpose of schools preventing students from chewing gum? What if insects could talk? What would flies sound like with their suspicious hand rubbing? Are spiders the best bros you could have? Tell us everything, because it's alright!

#Podcast #Topics #Discussion #Banter #School #Gum #Eating #Food #Whistle #Hands #Fingers #Trouble #Animals #Insects #Flies #Spiders #Talking #Sounds #Resume #Qualifications #WordsPerMinute #Rules #Teachers #Principal #Mosquitos #Dogs #Spanish #English #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic

We are halfway through August and time is flying! Days are becoming shorter quite literally as the Earth turns faster. While the difference is not major by any means, it's still happening! Who knows what will happen in the future? This is a question that will remain. Speaking of questions, we have more! Erratic and Red-Eye discuss the ever so hyper-realistic logistics of teleportation and other super powers. In addition, we reveal more of our potty mouths with our favorite swear words as we then reminisce on songs with less-than-genius lyrics and shows we would like to see more of.

Join us in our discussion! What super power(s) would you find annoying? What are you favorite swear words and insults? Are there any songs that you find to be simply mind-numbing with no beneficial aspects? Of course, we would love to hear about your favorite shows that you would like to have watched more of given the opportunity. Let us know everything!

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It's been a while since we've answered some questions. In this episode, we take some random internet questions and each of us answer these bad boys. Some are more mysterious while others are just for the giggles. From the murky depths of the ocean to the virtual ether of digital mail, Erratic and Red-Eye dive into many possibilities when thinking about these critical questions. 

Join us in our discussion! What is something that you'd like to do to get back at a person that you find actively (and purposefully) annoying? On the opposite end, if there's someone that you find you want to show your appreciation to, how would you go about accomplishing this in a subtle way? What's the most unsettling fact that you are aware of? What is something that you find most people dislike, but you actually enjoy? And what the hell are long boys swimming in tomato blood? Find out!

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August has come upon us. With the last full month of summer here, it's once again coming to the point where the grilling and barbecuing stops, and the bountiful feasts as well as sweet desserts begin rolling in. With root beer floats, it's not enough to just have ice cream or soda by itself. Has anyone tried ice cream with beer? It may be the time to with International Beer Day arriving. Because what's dessert without alcohol? From lollipops to full pies and tarts, August has many opportunities to celebrate your favorite dessert!

Join us in our discussion! What foods are you looking forward to in August? Are you excited for summer to be over? Will you be ready to handle s'mores, chocolate chip cookies, multiple flavors of ice creams, popsicles, cakes, and all sorts of tasty treats throughout this month? Let us know your favorite desserts and all!

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Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic close out the month of July with some more tasty celebrations. From simple bagels to fancy creme brûlées, we end July leaving our taste buds coated in delicious experiences. With National Chicken Wing Day on the 29th and Chicken Finger Day on the 27th, chicken remains to be a staple of the every day diet. Other savory foods that will be observed are the good ol' chili dog and the ever-exhaustive lasagna. How many layers does it take to get to the gooey center of your lasagna? If it's a pre-made lasagna, chances are it doesn't even take one layer.

Let us know all of your observances and meals you will enjoy as August approaches! Do you like to eat plain steamed broccoli? How about raw broccoli? Any dips that go well with the multi-headed vegetable? How will you celebrate chicken wing and chicken finger day? Perhaps you have something in mind that pairs well with a brown liquor such as scotch. Or maybe you'll go all out with a delectable creme brûlée. There's also World Tofu Day that can be celebrated by everyone.

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July is bringing the warm weather with heat waves happening all around the world. This is the perfect time to have some delicious refreshing treats such as ice cream, perhaps a classic vanilla flavor topped with some delectable toppings like chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and sprinkles, all of which have a holiday to celebrate coming this Saturday! Or maybe you would like to continue the summer with some junk food on National Junk Food Day. Whether it's sweet or savory, as long as it's got flavoring. Take a picture of your favorite treat this week and post it on your favorite social media platform. Would that be Facebook since it has evolved to become a multi-faceted platform with its marketplace, housing pages, and dating aspect? Even though we don't use the platform on a personal level, it's clear that there are many uses!

Join us in our talk. What foods are you indulging in on National Junk Food Day? Will you be refreshing yourself with some tasty desserts during the weekend? Maybe you need to have something to cool you down earlier than that, especially if you live in The Netherlands where today (Tuesday the 19th) is the hottest it has been in quite a while! If you use Facebook, do you find that you utilize all of the available features? Let us know everything!

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We are already almost halfway through July! As we proceed through time, more holidays and observations pass, so many that it's hard to remember them all. Almost as if the mind is an Etch-A-Sketch, though it would be appropriate given today is Etch-A-Sketch day! If you decide to participate in National Eat Your Jell-O Day, you might have some similar experiences if they come with alcohol. One thing that wouldn't be so forgettable is some delicious pecan pie that you can celebrate on the very same day. There are many treats to indulge in and several lavish meals during the month of July and we're eager to hear what your summer days consist of!

Join us in our talk! Have you ever had an Etch-A-Sketch? If so, were you a master of turning the knobs or perhaps you were much like Erratic only being able to draw straight lines? Have you ever had Jell-O shots and if you have, did you experience a lot of inebriation? Have you ever experienced a blueberry muffin that reduced your level of sobriety? Did you know what tallow was? We sure didn't! Let us know everything.

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We are officially more than halfway through the year! Time is flying by as we move through 2022. Before we know it we'll be entering a whole new year of exciting holidays that we all can celebrate. For now, we're looking forward to all of the great celebratory days that are happening now in the month of July! With summer about to be at its peak, it's no surprise that it is National Grilling Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Watermelon Month, and National Hot Dog Month all at the same time. Of course, beans and chicken also play a heavy role in these summertime feasts with beans also being honored throughout the month and several different types of chicken having their own days dedicated to the ingredient.

Join us in our talk! What is your favorite part of July? Are you looking forward to grilling, barbecuing, and refreshing yourself with ice cream and tasty fruits? Did you celebrate the 4th of July? If so, what did you do? Perhaps you fried an egg on your sidewalk or car hood? Do you like to partake in creative ice cream flavors such as strawberry balsamic or straight up bacon? Let us know all of your summer antics!

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It's been a while since we've reviewed a piece of media entertainment. One of the recent shows that we have caught up on is One Piece. Being one of the biggest Anime shows in the world (and still ongoing,) One Piece focuses on the future King of the Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy. After finding several crew members to board his ship, a plethora of shenanigans ensue in pursuit of the greatest treasure in the world, One Piece. This show has plenty of action and jokes, and given they are pirates, sometimes things become somewhat racy. Racing to Laugh Tale that is!

Join us in sharing your thoughts about this show! Have you caught up with the entire journey up-to-date? If you binged the show, how long did it take you to catch up to the present day episodes? What is your favorite story arc? Who are your favorite characters? If you could choose a Devil Fruit power, which one would you pick, if any? How much of the show is recap? Let us know!

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Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss more delicious foods as well as today's summer solstice! In addition to the elongated day that is the solstice, there is also national smoothie day that can be observed for all those who love having fruits (or even vegetables) in a smoothie form. The best smoothies according to Erratic come from berries, and not the berries one would usually think of, but actual botanical berries like bananas (yes, bananas are berries!) After enjoying a refreshing smoothie, we'd love to hear about your summer activities, perhaps you like to skateboard? And overall, what is the correct way to make cereal? We all know there is a correct way.

Join us in our discussion! Had you paid attention to solstices in the past? Did you know that bananas and grapes are berries? And strawberries are not!? Either way, what do you like when enjoying a smoothie? What are your favorite summer activities? Do you like to skateboard? Have you ever done any skateboarding outside of Skate 3 or Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series? Do you commit ultimate sins when making cereal? Let us know everything!

#Podcast #June #Month #Summer #Solstice #Today #Sun #Food #Smoothie #Banana #Berry #Fruit #Strawberry #Blueberry #Raspberry #Grapes #Cereal #Milk #SoyMilk #Healthy #Water #Warm #Porridge #Oatmeal #Holiday #Celebrate #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic