On this week's episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Chaos Theory. Apparently chaos can lead to structure. Who knew?

This week on The Red Eye Report we ask: Do Men Have Rights? Of course they do...but they might get a bad wrap from time to time. We watch a documentary about Men's Rights called The Red Pill, and finally, we bitch about stuff that happened two months ago and we have all forgotten about already.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Stadiums. Big-ass stadiums, extravagant stadiums, useless stadiums, cool stadiums, we've got you covered. We also review the movie Afflicted, and finally, grandpappy Ashtray tells us about Nam.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss fake Global Warming (just kidding, we're not fucking retarded). We watch Vincent Dinofrio go insane and as usual, we come correct.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we talk about Dictators. You know Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, and Benito Mussolini. Where did they come from? What makes a dictator? What kind of cheese do like? We also review the movie The Lobster. Spoiler alert – it’s weird. And finally, Ashtray gives us tips on how to get rid of those pesky dick taters that crop up if you don’t wash for a few days.

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked?

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Suicide. Is suicide more prevalent today than it was in the past? Which professions have the top suicide rate? We answer those questions and more. We also review a movie that will make you want to kill yourself, Belly. And finally, Ashtray tells us about his AFLAC Circumcision Coverage.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different.