In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Histories mysteries, Red Eye style. We find out that Hellboy really exists and he’s a junkie from Harlem. And as usual, we bring some god damn sexy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the archaic pieces of legislation, that we Americans call gun laws. We learn how you kill a black samurai and as usual, we tell a few dumb people that we have bigger dicks than you and you can go fuck yourself. Check out our Red Eye Report Facebook page for the madlib section of the show and a chance to earn a guest spot on a future episode.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the new way to fight a war. We watch a documentary about a new way to fight a war. And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss edumucation of the higher kind. We find out that cement on an open wound, isn't a very good idea. And as usual, we bring some fucking sexy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Weird Science, we get a little glimpse of some of that hard science in the documentary Spaceballs, and as usual, we mistake Teddy for being a member of the show and not just some dude who plays video games while he mimes his way through the pain of recording.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Video Games, we find out what a snaggletoothed motherfucker looks like, and as usual, we bring some sexy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss black money, tell a few people to go fuck themselves, bring some sexy and do it all for Hondo.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss some scandals of the sporting nature. We live it up with a band called Death. And as usual, Oracle says something stupid.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Biotechnology, We check out how Kurt Russell handles the cast of Mortal Kombat and we bring so much of the sexy that the god damn polar vortex just can’t keep up.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Big Pharma, find out what really happened to the Third Reich and, as usual, we wave our middle finger at the world around us.