In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Texting Game. We've been at this for a few decades now, and some weird trends and behaviors have developed over time. Also in the show, Oracle gets his N64 going, and Teddy rips on nonsensical narrators.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss what has been called the Great Resignation. A lot of people quit their jobs during the pandemic. Where did they all go? Also in the show, Ashtray fixes his trash-dick volume problem, and Mistic can't do math.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Movie Shits. No, we're not talking about what happens when you eat too much popcorn at the theater (you will shit your pants). We're talking about technologies like Smell-O-Vision and 3D movies. Also in the show, Teddy finds himself looking at nothing but stems and Oracle nails a deer.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Wonderland Gang. This episode features a 14" penis, extreme violence, 80+ year old rock stars, and case for the word retarded. Jeesh, what a bunch of degenerates!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the weird background behind the assassination of Japan's former Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, in 2022. There's a reason you didn't hear about it a whole lot in Western media. Also in the show, the boys hatch a plan to capture an albino deer and Teddy is all outta books.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metallurgy. How exactly did we go from finding gold bits on the ground to building skyscrapers? Also in the show, Mistic has been playing the new Forza, and Ashtray becomes a Swifty.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Allergies. There are a lot of freaking allergies out there, and some of these sound absolutely terrible. Also in the show, Ashtray starts sober October (sort of), and Teddy beats some rando kids.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Public Executions. The date of last public execution in the U.S. and the turnout will probably shock you. Also in the show, Mistic has a close call with a Karen in the wild and Oracle bitches about NFL streaming bullshit.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the hush hush story of how several CIA assets were compromised in China and around the world. Also in the show, Ashtray gets his night saved by a TikToker with a heart and Oracle talks about his massive stub.

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In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives within the next decade? Also in the show, Ashtray corrupts Icelandic Polka Party Goers. And Oracle has a meltdown over his Hello Fresh "gift."

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