Did you know Steppenwolf's spurring banger, Born to Be Wild, was written about the clitoris? But for most of time, society's kept the pleasure-station tucked away. Well, not anymore.

Join Eva and Laura as they uncover the devil's doorway and what lies beneath it. 

Contains some medically accurate facts. 

Ho ho ho. It's the gift only Eva's mum, Margaret, has asked for - a Christmas special.
Join the Red Red Whine hags as they swig mulled wine, slag off nativities & have a good ol' cackle about 2020.

Warning: contains shameless bragging about how much fun they've had during a global pandemic & singing. 

If you'd like some visual context, give @red_red_whine a follow

And if you're a sound-head, here's a lil' xmas beg for you - 

Eva and Laura have finally invested in some mics but it still sometimes sounds like they're talking into a public bin. If you're an audiophiley person and have the answers to the occasional snap, crackle and pop, puhlease do their listeners (Eva's mum) a favour and email the solution to [email protected] 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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If cows could be bothered to talk, they'd say 'get your mitts off my tits, you milk-guzzling pervert'. Or at least that's what Eva reckons. She hates milk. Thinks it's wrong, wrong, wrong. So pour yourself a glass of anything but the white stuff and join the Red Red Whine hags for a dairy-free cackle. 

Condoms, condoms, condoms. They save lives, make great sandwich bags and help smugglers slip past customs. But are they really that good for us? Laura's not a fan.
Join the Red Red Whine hags as they get real about rubbers. 

 

The Main Marge (Eva's mum) came to town and bitched about showers. But because she's determined to age with dignity, Main Marge didn't fancy joining the Red Red Whine hags for the entire episode. 

Contains cackles and regional accents. 

It's a good job Maslow's dead because he'd feel like a right pleb knowing he left music venues off his list of basic needs. Join Eva and Laura as they cackle over the importance of sweaty, crumbling rooms.

Trigger warnings: contains loads of sweeping, factual inaccurate statements and nose blowing.

Banana's might've been the unofficial hero of lockdown but what if they're responsible for Brexit? Eva reckons they are, she hates the slippery buggers. Laura's not standing for the slander. Tuck into this year's most needed debate.

Despite all recommendations, Laura fled to Italy and has the gall to complain about it because she went on her own. Join the Red Red Whine hags as they cackle over getting lost, hostel horrors and grow-your-own pals. 

When a kid spends their time facing a wall, they're a dunce. If an adult chooses to do it, it's a sport. Join Eva and Laura as they bash the sport that's drier than a climber's chalky paws. 

Dr. Annie Williams joins the Red Red Whine hags to bitch about her most draining case: being mates with Laura. Contains a lot of tit-chat & cackles.