Yea it doesn't count to be famous if you're going around asking people if they know you're famous...you still work at the drive through and I'd like my blizzard

So it turns out you can get a job by just walking in one day, sitting down at an empty desk and just pretending to work...cuz nobody is working there anyways...

Sorry guys my files got corrupted and I didnt have a backup for this weeks episode :(

Yea it turns out if you drive drunk in front of, well I don't know....WITNESSES...YOU WILL GET CAUGHT

I hate to break it to you Mike but everyone definitely remembers you stripping down to your tighty whiteys at the karaoke bar...on the bright side at least you won't have to work here anymore after your meeting with the boss!

No dude trust the more I watch this guy play blackjack online the higher my odds are of winning!!! You wouldn’t know because you don’t have any hobbies where you actually learn something and earn your way in life 

Hey man I’m new on the job so any work you do just let me take credit and we’ll get along just great! Also I forgot to flush the toilet so could you go ahead and do that for me? 

Don’t rock the boat by putting your elbows on the table?? Well sorry but we are about to experience a tsunami cause comfort MATTERS!

If anybody sees me driving this Prius I may have disappear forever…also do you think I’ll get a lot of likes on this ab pic for my IG??

A restaurant?? Alone? By yourself?? What do you like good food or something you LOSER?!