Reddit Guy

"I got promoted while shopping at a store I don't work at." by u/its710somewhere: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7qjmcj/i_got_promoted_while_shopping_at_a_store_i_dont/

 "I'm a teacher. Give me back my phone." by u/ngamako: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7dj4go/im_a_teacher_give_me_back_my_phone/

 "Some assembly required. Good luck." by u/BookwyrmsRN: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/86a35v/some_assembly_required_good_luck/

 "Entitled old woman grabs autistic kid." by u/Rudedoggg: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7xftgg/entitled_old_woman_grabs_autistic_kid/

 "Karen Slapped and Pushed Me Because I Was Ignoring Her And Not Helping" by u/PraveenShankar007: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/jevhtt/karen_slapped_and_pushed_me_because_i_was/

 "I just got fired..." by u/ItsABurnerSN: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/dmcp0t/i_just_got_fired/

 "How an entitled principle abducted my niece since he thought she was skipping class" by u/hicctl: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/cuebmm/how_an_entitled_principle_abducted_my_niece_since/

 "I. DID. NOT. ACCEPT. THE. JOB. Now please let me enjoy my holiday" by u/Gingrpenguin: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/9unzwz/i_did_not_accept_the_job_now_please_let_me_enjoy/

"So, you want me to wash the truck in 0-degree weather..." by u/kytulu: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/kc7yn1/so_you_want_me_to_wash_the_truck_in_0degree/

 "This Recruit will find out!" by u/WatchTheBoom: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/mvfo05/this_recruit_will_find_out/

 "Let’s screw with the East German border guards." by u/Jeheh: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/7lzxij/lets_screw_with_the_east_german_border_guards/

 "My company commander tried to get me to punch him, instead my wife did it for me." by u/LS-CRX: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/mbjef0/my_company_commander_tried_to_get_me_to_punch_him/

 "How my grandpa accidentally committed an act of war on a neighboring country, and then charmed them into forgiving him." by u/Tovarishch: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/n9zbld/how_my_grandpa_accidentally_committed_an_act_of/

 "Men with guns never Starve" by u/Lapsed__Pacifist: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/otlvxq/men_with_guns_never_starve/

 "Hey! Why Don't We Promote The "Special Kid"?" by u/SloppyEyeScream: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ic2gnx/hey_why_dont_we_promote_the_special_kid/

 "Don't fuck with Sgt. Jesse" by u/ThaFunkyPresident: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/9rzbvi/dont_fuck_with_sgt_jesse/

 "The time the cook read the riot act to command staff" by u/Otherwise_Window: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/o88v4t/the_time_the_cook_read_the_riot_act_to_command/

 "A Job Control Story - how an Air Force Sergeant got a written apology from a Marine Major." by u/calladus: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/3bz727/a_job_control_story_how_an_air_force_sergeant_got/

 "OC: My Drill Sergeant was going to smoke me if I didn't run a 13-something 2-mile..." by u/LS-CRX: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/lb2sbw/oc_my_drill_sergeant_was_going_to_smoke_me_if_i/

"guy quit his job thinking he became rich" by u/lrze403: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7nxjgh/guy_quit_his_job_thinking_he_became_rich/

 "My hag of a stepmom gave away my Playstation 4 while I was away in college. So I rent out "her" house while she was on her honeymoon with her newest husband." by u/YoungSourSwede: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/bzmkmn/my_hag_of_a_stepmom_gave_away_my_playstation_4/

 "Harass my daughter on Minecraft? You can't hide from me." by u/DrRaveNinja: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5ro7f4/harass_my_daughter_on_minecraft_you_cant_hide/

 "Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog for Months, Lost Horribly" by u/DeadDrone999: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5wi64w/neighbor_sued_me_after_harassing_my_dog_for/

 "“Can’t you just unload around me?”" by u/BBQLunch: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7iw8xs/cant_you_just_unload_around_me/

 "Keep screwing over your group members? This teacher is tired of your shit." by u/F1ghterJet24: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/fg94q9/keep_screwing_over_your_group_members_this/

 "Landlord is jealous of my income, raises my rent $500. I screw him years later for $20k." by u/RockyMoose: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/6x9754/landlord_is_jealous_of_my_income_raises_my_rent/

 "My Grandmother Put Greedy Preachers In Their Places .... Twice .... Even After She Died" by u/BamaFan4Jesus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/itlugo/my_grandmother_put_greedy_preachers_in_their/

 "While we’re on the subject of Home Owner’s Associations— here’s the story of how my parents’s HOA tried to use a 40-year-old rule to stop them from repairing hurricane damage and got the shaft for their trouble." by u/Saith_Cassus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7zys2t/while_were_on_the_subject_of_home_owners/

 "A woman let her dog shit on the airport floor. So I shit on her plans." by u/thehofstetter: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/5vg8dj/a_woman_let_her_dog_shit_on_the_airport_floor_so/

 "Fiance left me due to my cancer diagnosis. I left her destitute." by u/Cordero_Biggs: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/hy52be/fiance_left_me_due_to_my_cancer_diagnosis_i_left/

 "Boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me so I ruined his precious RuneScape account" by u/osrsbitch19: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/byvigq/boyfriend_of_5_years_cheated_on_me_so_i_ruined/

 "Apple's holier-than-thou attitude is their undoing in court" by u/Matchboxx: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/8pocxv/apples_holierthanthou_attitude_is_their_undoing/

 "Don't announce your engagement at someone else's wedding, or this might just happen to you..." by u/yazdon: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/c0mmz7/dont_announce_your_engagement_at_someone_elses/

 "The time I ruined my high school teachers career and got her fired in the greatest way possible." by u/Johnny_Provolone: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/64tspp/the_time_i_ruined_my_high_school_teachers_career/

 "Governor of Missouri takes money away from public defense office. Public Defender realizes he can appoint ANY lawyer to be a public defender, and the Governor is a lawyer...." by u/captainAwesomePants: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/4w22pr/governor_of_missouri_takes_money_away_from_public/

 "Accidentally burned down my neighbors fence and she tries to milk me for $10k. Judge humbles that ass up real quick" by u/tbirdkamikaze: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/difury/accidentally_burned_down_my_neighbors_fence_and/

My appointment was cancelled for being 5 minutes late? I guess I have to reschedule." by u/theoryofrelativetea: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/l3288e/my_appointment_was_cancelled_for_being_5_minutes/

 "You don’t want a woman working on your car? That’s fine, but you’re going to be waiting a looong time." by u/unlimitedpatience: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/p2kq2k/you_dont_want_a_woman_working_on_your_car_thats/

 "Want me to fuck up some girl's life? Hell naw." by u/Moonsilvery: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/o04hor/want_me_to_fuck_up_some_girls_life_hell_naw/

 ""What do you mean I can't drive my car"" by u/nsn242: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/7n8qbw/what_do_you_mean_i_cant_drive_my_car/

 ""Speak LANGUAGE, this is COUNTRY!"" by u/laurel_laureate: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/jqwryv/speak_language_this_is_country/

 "Rental car company told me where to leave my keys and when I left them there, tried to charge me for an extra day. So I refused to give them the car back until last minute." by u/sabertoothdiego: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/ocm123/rental_car_company_told_me_where_to_leave_my_keys/

"“I don’t care if he is dead, put him on the phone.”" by u/PrincessG66: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/ab5k9a/i_dont_care_if_he_is_dead_put_him_on_the_phone/

 "Either be fired or accept a massive pay cut. Ok, I'll take the firing." by u/nicklo2k: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/nj7gtf/either_be_fired_or_accept_a_massive_pay_cut_ok/

 "HR tried to Get Rid of my Dad right before he was able to get his pension" by u/Sorkoth1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/o76kzv/hr_tried_to_get_rid_of_my_dad_right_before_he_was/

 "Security made us show the last 5 photos on our phone." by u/stuufthingsandstuff: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/fa5wsx/security_made_us_show_the_last_5_photos_on_our/

 "I denied a cop the bathroom code at Subway." by u/Stretch_R_mstrong: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/obig4j/i_denied_a_cop_the_bathroom_code_at_subway/

"HOA won’t let us fly our modest Pride flag, so we just follow the rules." by u/memon17: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/nq4eui/hoa_wont_let_us_fly_our_modest_pride_flag_so_we/

 "Landlord advertises all of our company’s equipment for sale to our competitors. Best follow our eviction to the letter." by u/poshbo: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/gbn0ka/landlord_advertises_all_of_our_companys_equipment/

 "Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me." by u/Rusticwhiskey: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/nfcpai/get_rid_of_my_vacation_have_fun_replacing_me/

 "My boss LOVES to call me at 6:15 A.M. to ask me if I would LIKE to fill the shifts of the people who just called in sick." by u/curiousaboutnow: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/jgh4j0/my_boss_loves_to_call_me_at_615_am_to_ask_me_if_i/

 "Manager forces me to get a doctor's note despite it being illegal to do so. Doctor writes him the most passive aggressive note signing me off for 2 weeks instead of 2 days to teach him a lesson." by u/kathjoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/owkndb/manager_forces_me_to_get_a_doctors_note_despite/

 "You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often" by u/ythafuckigetsuspend: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/nejr3k/you_cant_continue_working_from_home_because_you/

 "My neighbors wanted to call a professional to mark their property line, my parents agreed" by u/BalloonUnderstudy: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/bc2jye/my_neighbors_wanted_to_call_a_professional_to/

 "Kentucky passes law that all schools must have "In God We Trust" displayed. School district complies." by u/joeshill: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/gwkgqf/kentucky_passes_law_that_all_schools_must_have_in/

 "Police Officer attempted to intimidate my patient, loses fight to physics." by u/ChairCavalry: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/okmqi2/police_officer_attempted_to_intimidate_my_patient/

 "Ex's divorce lawyer: Send 3 years of complete financials or else. Me: As you wish." by u/FederalAnt9: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pcamtd/exs_divorce_lawyer_send_3_years_of_complete/

 "Mil lied about my baby gender, now have to see my baby in the clothes they brought" by u/Character-Ad-6728: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/o0tvn8/mil_lied_about_my_baby_gender_now_have_to_see_my/

"TIFU by buying everyone an AncestryDNA kit and ruining Christmas" by u/Snorkels721: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a99fw9/tifu_by_buying_everyone_an_ancestrydna_kit_and/

 "TIFU by living in a dark bedroom for 6 years." by u/moby323: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ak2k64/tifu_by_living_in_a_dark_bedroom_for_6_years/

 "TIFU by spending the last year on reddit talking to myself after being muted." by u/Bufger: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bbgmzp/tifu_by_spending_the_last_year_on_reddit_talking/

 "TIFU by owning a Golden Retriever while being Black." by u/AgentPapier: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/i3xnlq/tifu_by_owning_a_golden_retriever_while_being/

 "TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it..." by u/Taway1234123491121: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/

 "TIFU by having the username “Soundman1488” for 15+ years of being on the internet and been unknowingly identifying myself as a Nazi." by u/soundman1488: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/hjw6en/tifu_by_having_the_username_soundman1488_for_15/

 "TIFU by wearing a shawl, which ruined my relationship with my GF" by u/filterface: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/dj95o8/tifu_by_wearing_a_shawl_which_ruined_my/

 "TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone NSFW" by u/notsobigafterall1: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bo6nut/tifu_by_swiping_on_my_girlfriends_phone_nsfw/

"Just because the printer cartridge fits doesn't mean it's right" by u/Dunnachius: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pra17n/just_because_the_printer_cartridge_fits_doesnt/

"Please increase my mailbox size to 1 Exabyte ..." by u/scorp123_CH: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqikuv/please_increase_my_mailbox_size_to_1_exabyte/

"bigboss and the almost new laptop" by u/ascii4ever: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqrijo/bigboss_and_the_almost_new_laptop/

"A Call Floor of Criminals" by u/JackalFeed: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqoln3/a_call_floor_of_criminals/

"It won't finish rendering!" by u/Sayaka__: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqjgrp/it_wont_finish_rendering/

"Nothing works" by u/Radarman2: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqkrpo/nothing_works/

"You've Underestimated Me, or "Lordy, There Are Tapes"" by u/tuxedo_jack: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqdxa1/youve_underestimated_me_or_lordy_there_are_tapes/

"The longest turn it off and back again ever" by u/umbeal: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pqgn7c/the_longest_turn_it_off_and_back_again_ever/

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