I didn't allow Producer Dan to produce this episode, so this week is all nice things from reddit! An AITA about proposals at other people's weddings, a malicious compliance from the post room. And finally a heart warming story about tipping in the USA.

Producer Dan has been searching mumsnet and b3ta for funny, filthy things for me to read. So here are some regarding total wtf moments and terrible lies. Also a story that will make you pity the poor policeman it involves!

A thread from football365 about idiots you have worked with, followed by a twitter thread. Wear a beret in London? Fine. Wear one in Newcastle? Nope!

We start with mumsnet and embarrassing accidents (ever trapped a nipple? - ouch) and then move onto B3ta and the question of the week. What would you like to confess? As it's Christmas, and we are having a bit too much fun, this episode is both late and over running. Oh and disorganised too! Enjoy. Happy Christmas /holidays!

A TIFU about make grooming that will have men wincing in sympathy. Followed by new parenting silliness. Join Producer Dan and I for more casual chat and laughter.

More reddit threads and random chat from me and Producer Dan. We discuss mispronounced things, being tricked into eating mini rolos (dreadful!) and lots of rude stuff!

A story from I don't work here lady from an ex employee, followed by producer Dan's choice, which caught me by surprise!

A mumsnet classic of misheard comments and misunderstandings.

Producer Dan and I take to the mumsnet classics threads for mispronounced words, lyrics and phrases. It all goes a teensy bit pear - shaped when we get to the end!

Malicious compliance from an employee fed up of being harassed when ill. Followed by a thread about an unexpected firing from a new job! Complete with the usual witterings of Producer Dan and I.