We talk about stale poptarts, strangers eavesdropping, and the 2023 Oscars.

the academy award oscar eating a stale pop tart

We talk about they burritos, honorable energy Jews, and cheerios in me bummies.

dogs running wild at whole foods as digital art

We talk about morning larks, zero fart masterpieces, and Master Chief Jibri.

Dinosaur ghosts on a yacht as digital art

We talk about Deek the house elf, Cart Blanchett, and double edged coins.

Elvis spinning in a washing machine as digital art

We talk about raging at comedy shows, fireworks guns, and the most popular bird.

Digital art of kids getting into trouble at Hogwarts with sleigh bells

We talk about atmosphere cheese toppings, Kirkland jeans, and Chinese Humpty.

a messy nanny wearing light blue jeans

We talk about toe bites, adapted screenplays, and Rascal Flatts.

We talk about feeling froggy, splashing you, and opening cheeks.

digital art of a someone holding a monkey’s pocket in prison

We talk about the birthday boy, egg paper, and tread turbines.

american football players eating tons of bread in a fancy restaurant

We talk about Spanish big thumbs, Michael Bay Jordan, and Hamlet arcs.

A busboy eating ziti