REGRET

The onslaught of Disney Channel originals continues with this thinly veiled coming out story. Who knew Disney was so conservatively progressive in 2002?

To continue Jesse's punishment, Nikhil wraps up the month with this Disney channel original starri....featu...inclu... that Frankie Muniz and Hillary Duff are in. Was it just as fun as they remembered, or a bit more problematic? Stay tuned.

After making each of his friends suffer at his own hands, Nikhil shows mercy in the most fun way he knows how... Giant robot fights.

Nikhil's March of movies continues with the perfect family friendly St Patrick's Day movie, The Luck of the Irish.  Yes, this was a coordinated assault targeting Jesse specifically. All other Irish need not be offended, but if they are, blame Disney.

Nikhil pivots 180° for the second film his birthday month of movies. This week, he trades the dystopian future of emotionless Clerics for the fantasy of krakens and hijinks of pirates. Let the bullying begin.

Nikhil kicks off his birthday month of movies with this action packed, emotionally stunted, gun-fu "adaptation" of The Giver, Equilibrium, featuring a young Christian Bale.

Eric and Nikhil enact their plan to get back at Jesse for putting them through his suggested movies with this Disney Channel original. Will this get him to leave? Quit? Or will Jesse have the last laugh?

Cancer brings the guys closer together as they review this star studded Seth Rogan film.

The guys wrap their heads around this Lovecraftian adjacent romcom, where a man travels to Italy to escape grief, retaliation, and cops, only to stick his dick in crazy and get an ancient monster pregnant.