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This one goes off the rails fast.
We start by finding out Money might be a 1/4 Gay? Then butchering the spelling of “reggae,” slide into a rant about terrible cover songs, drift into Christmas movies, DraftKings addictions, basement exile, and somehow end up diagnosing why Heif would absolutely be the first guy on a Springfield swingers block.

In between all the nonsense, there’s some real talk about the holidays, getting older, mental health, and forcing yourself to actually enjoy the season — even if you’re harmonizing alone in the car or hiding from your family in the basement.

Big thanks to everyone who helped with the Sassy Massey toy effort.
And if you want to drop off toys or coats yourself:

777 Sproul Rd, Springfield
December 12th, 2025 • 4pm–8pm

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