Relationsh!t Podcast

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Mau and Rafa (@rafa.and.mau) Brazil-based husbands, are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We love the simplicity of their relationship and the genuine love they have for one another - it’s such a gorgeous sight to be seen. We adore them and know that you all will too so go give them a follow! Then, the guys sit down to talk about what post-sex after care looks like for them and how to be better at it with any of your sexual partners. What are some of your post-sex needs? Are you as much of a cuddler as Tony or do you need a shower like Marko?  Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. HuffPost: 7 Things You Should Always Do After Having Sex
2. The Cut: What Is Post-Sex Aftercare, and Why Should We All Be Practicing It?

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Marko and Tony are taking the months of July and August off, so June 26th will be their last live-recorded episode of the season. Join the guys for season 10 of the podcast, dropping on Wednesday, September 11th. See you there!
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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We are absolutely obsessed with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, husbands Wesley and Derrick (@willis_partyoftwo) - as they are pretty perfect in just about every way. Black love, romance, adventure, and just about everything you could want in a relationship, these guys are the truest definition of inspirational and aspirational. We enjoy them and know you will! Go give them a follow on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, the guys sit down to talk about their experiences with long distance relationships and whether or not they think they can work. Could you successfully see an LDR through? What circumstances would have to be in place for you to willingly enter a long distance relationship? Marko and Tony explore this topic. Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. Self Mastery Central: Long Distance Relationship Statistics That You Didn’t Know

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Marko and Tony are taking the months of July and August off, so June 26th will be their last live-recorded episode of the season. Join the guys for season 10 of the podcast, dropping on Wednesday, September 11th. See you there!
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are so obviously amazing and supportive of each other that we just HAD to feature them! Please allow us to introduce you to Tim (@tklockhart) and his husband Joseph (@married2themidwest). These foster parents are an incredible combination of social worker and military man who travel the world, enjoy cookies, and look good while having fun! Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony grab a couple of ice packs and talk about the facts and myths surrounding the blue balls phenomenon. Are they really a thing? Are they as bad as men make them out to be? Listen to this week’s content to find out! Finally, Marko’s best friend Dwayne McFarlane (@dwayne.a.mcfarlane) joins the guys at the Virtual Critable for a quick catch-up. You’ll hear about their history, Dwayne’s dating woes, and the latest concert that took Lady McFarlane to California. Tune in for more insight into the Critelli’s lives and those that make up their village!

Articles:

1. Men’s Health: Is Blue Balls Real? Kinda, But You'll Be Okay. We Promise.
2. Healthline: A Guide to Mastering Orgasm Control for More Satisfying Sex

Shit to Put On Your Radar:

• BUY A RELATIONSH!T T-SHIRT!!! Sizes are limited so hurry now and get your very own Relationsh!t Podcast t-shirt HERE!
• Want to be a guest on Relationsh!t? The Critellis are looking for interesting LGBTQ+ listeners to guest on the podcast and chat with the guys for a future episode. DM the guys on Instagram or send an email to [email protected] and let’s get an interview scheduled!
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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We are in love with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Florida husbands: Tim and Paul (@mbj_yyz_fll). We are such fans of genuine happiness and full relationships and these guys give us exactly that. We want nothing more than to be them when we grow up! Give them a follow on IG and show them some love - you’ll be happy you did.  Next, Marko and Tony sit down to revisit the most commented on topic in Relationsh!t history: lube! With Pride Month in full swing, the guys relaunch the season 7 episode to ask listeners for more insight and input and ask, “what is your favorite lube?”. Finally, @thecritellis read some Listener Sh!tuations and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. The Sex You Want | All About Lube
2. SDLGBTN | The Different Types Of Lube And What Is Best For Gay Men

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Want to be a guest on Relationsh!t? The Critellis are looking for interesting LGBTQ+ listeners to guest on the podcast and chat with the guys for a future episode. DM the guys on Instagram or send an email to [email protected] and let’s get an interview scheduled!
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Kel and Shannon (@themathewsfam) are fabulous ladies that have managed to marry sports, Disney, and each other all in a perfect package of a relationship that we are crazy about! Go check them out and see if you don’t instantly fall in love, just like we did. Next, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about the games we are all guilty of playing from time to time when it comes to dating and relationships.. The guys discuss gaslighting, blaming, and a host of other techniques to watch out for. Whether you are the one using these approaches or are on the receiving end, this discussion will better arm you to protect against playing games. Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. Simply Psychology: Examples Of Mind Games In Dating And Relationships

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Want to wish Marko a Happy Birthday? There is still time! Call (903) POD- SHIT - (903) 763-7448 - or show him some birthday love on IG (@thecritellis or @podrelationshit)
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, fiancé’s Marc Burns (@burns.fitla) and Alex Razzano (@alexrazzano). You know how some couples are just so … cool? Like, everything about them is just aspirational and dreamy? That’s how we feel about this couple - they are just so friggin amazing! Check them out on IG and figure out exactly why, and listen to this week’s episode to hear our thoughts about them. Then, the guys play catch up and get together to read your Listener Sh!tuations for a special mailbag episode of the podcast! Marko and Tony offer some much needed guidance, Critelli-style.

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Want to wish Marko a Happy 40th Birthday?  Call (903) POD- SHIT - (903) 763-7448 - and show him some birthday love!
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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Words cannot begin to describe the amount of love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Martin Fulton (@thefashionablecouple) and Amit Patel, MD (@hemochemomd). Not only is this couple fashion-forward and easy on the eyes, but their success and relationship is one for the Relationsh!t Hall of Fame - these guys have it all! Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk dirty … or,  more specifically discuss dirty talking with your partner. Before sex, how much dirty talk gets you going? And during sex, what kind of dirty talk is off the table? The guys dive into their experience with it and what gets their basements flooded. Finally, Marko and Tony read a Listener Sh!tuation and give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. Metro: The Science Behind Dirty Talk – and Why it Works
2. Your Tango: 5 Ways Dirty Talk Can Seriously SAVE Your Sex Life

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• If you are interested in talking with Dr. Brandeis and want to get a few inches and girth, visit the P-Long website and learn more about the first and only clinically proven protocol to naturally increase the size of your manhood without surgery or cosmetic fillers.
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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Our neighbors up north, and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are Andrew (@realtor.dads) and Erik (@erik.addresses.you) - husbands and realtors in Vancouver. These guys and their amazing family are exactly what this hashtag is about, and we love them and everything about their love. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you. Then the guys get together to talk about a recent X/Twitter debate: hook up d!ck versus boyfriend d!ck. How big is too big to receive on a regular basis? And, does boyfriend d!ck get a bad rap? The guys are then joined at the Virtual Critable by award-winning urologist and sexual medicine expert, clinical researcher, physician educator, and surgeon Dr. Judson Brandeis, creator of the P-Long protocol. He walks the guys through his penis enhancement procedure and educates them on his proven way of giving guys some extra inches down there. Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. Queerty: Gay Guys Sing the Praises of Smaller & Average-Sized Men
2. Medium: The Ideal Dick Is the ‘Boyfriend Dick’

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• If you are interested in talking with Dr. Brandeis and want to get a few inches and girth, visit the P-Long website and learn more about the first and only clinically proven protocol to naturally increase the size of your manhood without surgery or cosmetic fillers.
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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We adore Kiko (@keek_oh) and Drew (@hi.drews), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - all the way in Hawaii. These husbands and life-lovers are so sweet on each other and the way they adore one another is beyond inspiring and incredible to watch. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to tell them the Critellis sent you! Then, though they haven’t experienced this together, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about threesomes! They’ve had lives before one another, and sometimes that life included a threesome (or a few) … but what happens when you’re in a monogamous relationship? Are threesomes completely off the table? If not, does it redefine your relationship altogether? The guys sit down to discuss. Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. WebMD: What to Know About Having a Threesome

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Visit the More Elephant website (https://www.moreelephant.com/) to learn more about Jason’s podcast and learn more about the Alvin O. McCray and Jason M. Rudman Community College Scholarship program. Check it out and donate if your heart is moved to do so.
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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Jason (@mrjohnsmccall) and James (@jsquared05), and all their greatness, is this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Atlanta-based husbands are equal parts fierce and fantastic - and we are so inspired by them and their love for one another. Give them a follow on IG, and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, the guys sit down to talk about something both silly and sweet: pet names. Is calling your partner something cutesy (other than their name) necessary for a successful relationship? At what point does a pet name become gross for bystanders? Then, the guys are joined at the virtual Critable by husbands Alvin (@alvinoneilmccray70) and Jason (@jasonrudman) to discuss their 26-year long relationship and marriage, the choice to have children, and all around LGBTQ+ amazingness.  Finally, @thecritellis read this week’s Listener Sh!tuation and do their best to give some guidance, Critelli-style.

Articles:

1. Scientific American: Why Do We Use Pet Names in Relationships?

Shit to Put on Your Radar:

• Visit the More Elephant website (https://www.moreelephant.com/) to learn more about Jason’s podcast and learn more about the Alvin O. McCray and Jason M. Rudman Community College Scholarship program. Check it out and donate if your heart is moved to do so.
• If you could use some mental clarity, natural energy, and enhanced productivity, then we totally recommend you try Magic Mind! You can get it at: www.magicmind.com/relation. With RELATION20 you also get up to 56% off your first subscription or 20% off your one-time purchase - it also works if you’re already a subscriber! You save on your next subscription payment.
• Get all your shave and beard needs by visiting www.proraso-usa.com and using code RELATIONSHIT15 at checkout, and get 15% off your purchase! 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit