Relatively Blonde

Relatively Blonde

By Jade Cecilia and Lorri BoyleSociety & CultureRelationships
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Relatively Blonde episodes

  • We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?

    The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season.



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    52 min
  • A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags

    In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride.



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    1 hr 17 min
  • Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies

    Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blonde


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    1 hr 16 min
  • Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism

    In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde.


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    1 hr 10 min
  • Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed

    Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025.


    Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt?


    And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on baby names, nicknames, and how people come up with this stuff.


    It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of cousin energy. Grab a coffee, pop in your earbuds, and come join us!


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    55 min
  • “I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma

    This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously extreme methods.


    Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little—it’s all just part of being Relatively Blonde


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    1 hr 7 min
  • The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?

    This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride.


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    1 hr 7 min
  • “MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!

    Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothing’s off-limits!


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    1 hr
  • Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves

    Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride!


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    43 min
  • Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah

    In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do if she had the chance to work her magic on Jade and Lorri’s faces! Get ready for a fun, informative, and slightly dramatic conversation you won’t want to miss.


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    1 hr 6 min

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