Relatively Blonde

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this time… it’s actually entertaining.

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Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a little unsolicited critique?

Buckle up for another chaotic yet relatively blonde conversation. You might just learn something… or at least get a laugh out of it.

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Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a roast that leaves them questioning everything. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the cringe, this episode is packed with cousin banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and some very questionable love advice. Tune in—you won’t regret it (or maybe you will).

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We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get into it!

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably don’t follow) to uncovering who’s really behind the Christmas chaos, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. Grab your cocoa and join the Relatively Blonde family for a season-ending celebration you won’t want to miss!

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In this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious family stories, share embarrassing childhood moments, and uncover the lessons (and laughs) that shaped their lives. From behind-the-scenes tales about raising these blondes to their dads’ unique perspectives on family dynamics, this episode is full of heart, humor, and a whole lot of dad energy. Tune in for a family-focused conversation that’s as entertaining as it is relatable!

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In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what critters they’d absolutely refuse to handle in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, to the most irrational fears they’d confess to Ant and Dec, this episode is packed with laughs.

They also spill some hilarious personal stories about unexpected wildlife encounters and tackle a fresh batch of listener dilemmas, offering their trademark mix of honesty, sass and hilarity.

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Welcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From rating spa breaks to sharing unexpected surprises and diving into the kind of offbeat chats only family can have, this is your new go-to for fun, unfiltered conversation. Whether you’re looking for some lighthearted banter or just a break from the chaos of everyday life, pull up a chair (or a mud mask) and join the fun.

Relax, unwind, and embrace the blonde logic—no matter your hair color!

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In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gran! From her glamorous days as a WAG (that’s Wives and Girlfriends of footballers, for the uninitiated) to her unfiltered thoughts on modern trends, Gran brings wisdom, wit, and plenty of laughs.

Jade and Lorri give her a crash course in OnlyFans (her reaction is priceless) and put her in the hot seat to answer listener-submitted questions. Prepare for family banter, surprising revelations, and a whole lot of fun.

Tune in for a multi-generational chat that proves sass and style run in the family!

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In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaotic world of exposing old social media posts—from cringey captions to questionable outfit choices, nothing is off-limits (not even their own timelines). Then, they spice things up with a game of Hear Me Out, where they debate absurd yet odd celebrity crushes that you didn’t know you needed answers to. Finally, the duo ponders the ultimate question: what would their death row meals be? Join the laughter, hot takes, and a healthy dose of blonde logic on this week’s wildly entertaining episode!

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