Relatively Speaking Podcast

It is time. Jared Mintz has returned from his long sabbatical of doing whatever in the heck it is that he does, and he has triumphantly returned to the Relatively Speaking Podcast.

A lot going on in the world of sports the last few days.

This episode of your favorite podcast opens with a discussion involving Joseph's newly found fame. Jared thinks his lifelong quest of receiving a date from Christina Ricci isn't a realistic option, but Jessica Alba is in arm's reach.

The Final Four begins on Saturday. The Relatively Speaking Podcast breaks the event down like no other audio preview in the world can do.

That Don't Look Good rears its abominable head for some Luke Maye fun. A certain college basketball expert believes a kid averaging under 14 minutes per game is the fifth best player in the Final Four. Jared and Joseph politely point out that he's not a top 20 player left in the Big Dance, and isn't even the fifth best player on his own team.

The co-hosts finally discuss the NBA MVP race. James Harden and Russell Westbrook appear to be the front-runners. Listen to find out how the dastardly duo split some hairs.

Finally, one of the best AMA segments in the history of the podcast ends the show.

King Kong vs The Hulk; Joseph's high school mistake; Jared choosing hoops over a woman; mild takes on Boston; Jared calling out Joseph's usage of a word while the latter points out some key hurtful analytics to the former... kids, the AMA was a bloodbath of fun and torture and giggles.

It is time. Jared Mintz has returned from his long sabbatical of doing whatever in the heck it is that he does, and he has triumphantly returned to the Relatively Speaking Podcast.

A lot going on in the world of sports the last few days.

This episode of your favorite podcast opens with a discussion involving Joseph's newly found fame. Jared thinks his lifelong quest of receiving a date from Christina Ricci isn't a realistic option, but Jessica Alba is in arm's reach.

The Final Four begins on Saturday. The Relatively Speaking Podcast breaks the event down like no other audio preview in the world can do.

That Don't Look Good rears its abominable head for some Luke Maye fun. A certain college basketball expert believes a kid averaging under 14 minutes per game is the fifth best player in the Final Four. Jared and Joseph politely point out that he's not a top 20 player left in the Big Dance, and isn't even the fifth best player on his own team.

The co-hosts finally discuss the NBA MVP race. James Harden and Russell Westbrook appear to be the front-runners. Listen to find out how the dastardly duo split some hairs.

Finally, one of the best AMA segments in the history of the podcast ends the show.

King Kong vs The Hulk; Joseph's high school mistake; Jared choosing hoops over a woman; mild takes on Boston; Jared calling out Joseph's usage of a word while the latter points out some key hurtful analytics to the former... kids, the AMA was a bloodbath of fun and torture and giggles.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a special midweek edition of the show. With the Final Four looming in the shadows, the podcast welcomes Fox Sports' Aaron Torres to the show to help break everything you need to know down.

Unfortunately, due to scheduling conflicts, this resulted in Jared being unable to record the show. But the world need not worry, as Joseph is still around to barely form sentences with his mouth full of marbles.

The format of this special episode is rather simple. For every Final Four related question Joseph asks Aaron, the college basketball expert has to answer something absurd. Yes, most certainly, things get interesting in a hurry.

With Oregon coming off last season's trip to the NCAA Tournament as a one-seed, Aaron and Joseph discuss how in the hell the Ducks managed to be a surprising Final Four participant.

How often does Aaron shave?

Luke Maye? Yup. That is the question. No worries. More thoughts come off the vague, totally direct question.

Who has the best hair in college basketball media? Our guest broke the first rule of talking about hair in media -- he didn't answer Joseph.

How is South Carolina good?

The Frank Martin story is absurd, fun and inspiring.

Are the Gonzaga narratives dead?

Aaron has been in Fox Sports 1 broadcasts. Joseph asks him what it is like to be famous? This is likely the best segment of the entire show.

Joseph and Aaron give their Final Four predictions and admit there is nothing but luck involved when filling out a bracket.

Finally, what sports network's college basketball staff would out drink the other: Fox Sports' of FanRag Sports'?

You can follow Aaron on Twitter @Aaron_Torres.

The same can be done with the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a special midweek edition of the show. With the Final Four looming in the shadows, the podcast welcomes Fox Sports' Aaron Torres to the show to help break everything you need to know down.

Unfortunately, due to scheduling conflicts, this resulted in Jared being unable to record the show. But the world need not worry, as Joseph is still around to barely form sentences with his mouth full of marbles.

The format of this special episode is rather simple. For every Final Four related question Joseph asks Aaron, the college basketball expert has to answer something absurd. Yes, most certainly, things get interesting in a hurry.

With Oregon coming off last season's trip to the NCAA Tournament as a one-seed, Aaron and Joseph discuss how in the hell the Ducks managed to be a surprising Final Four participant.

How often does Aaron shave?

Luke Maye? Yup. That is the question. No worries. More thoughts come off the vague, totally direct question.

Who has the best hair in college basketball media? Our guest broke the first rule of talking about hair in media -- he didn't answer Joseph.

How is South Carolina good?

The Frank Martin story is absurd, fun and inspiring.

Are the Gonzaga narratives dead?

Aaron has been in Fox Sports 1 broadcasts. Joseph asks him what it is like to be famous? This is likely the best segment of the entire show.

Joseph and Aaron give their Final Four predictions and admit there is nothing but luck involved when filling out a bracket.

Finally, what sports network's college basketball staff would out drink the other: Fox Sports' of FanRag Sports'?

You can follow Aaron on Twitter @Aaron_Torres.

The same can be done with the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back. Some might even say that it is back and better than ever. In fact, you can ask anyone about this specific edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, and you know what they would tell you? That the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back and better than ever!

With college basketball happening around us, but with a special guest lined up to help preview the Final Four for our next episode, Jared and Joseph take a deep dive into one of the world's most important philosophical discussions -- what would Tom Cruise movies look like if another human had to star in any one of his movies instead of him?

Renowned NBA writer Josh Eberley -- who came up with a similar question for Friday's show -- joins the Relatively Speaking Podcast to offer insight to this complicated discussion.

Minutes, hours, days, years (for Jared) was spent researching this mind-boggling difficult discussion. With roughly eleventy-billion credits to his career, Tom Cruise is a juggernaut in the movie industry. Joseph was able to cut the list to Tom's 30-ish most notable roles, and the magic then happened.

Listen as the trio of terrificness that is Josh, Jared and Joseph recast Tom Cruise movies. The kicker here is that only an actor from the era the movie was filmed in can star in the role. Who plays Maverick in Top Gun? What about Cocktail? So many tremendous movie roles, and only a few quality thespians to fill the void left by Tom.

If you care not to hear such wonderful insight, you should at the very least come for the creepy segment music. And, friends, it is very creepy.

Josh is on Twitter @JoshEberley.

Jared is also there @JMintzHoops.

Unfortunately, so is the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back. Some might even say that it is back and better than ever. In fact, you can ask anyone about this specific edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, and you know what they would tell you? That the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back and better than ever!

With college basketball happening around us, but with a special guest lined up to help preview the Final Four for our next episode, Jared and Joseph take a deep dive into one of the world's most important philosophical discussions -- what would Tom Cruise movies look like if another human had to star in any one of his movies instead of him?

Renowned NBA writer Josh Eberley -- who came up with a similar question for Friday's show -- joins the Relatively Speaking Podcast to offer insight to this complicated discussion.

Minutes, hours, days, years (for Jared) was spent researching this mind-boggling difficult discussion. With roughly eleventy-billion credits to his career, Tom Cruise is a juggernaut in the movie industry. Joseph was able to cut the list to Tom's 30-ish most notable roles, and the magic then happened.

Listen as the trio of terrificness that is Josh, Jared and Joseph recast Tom Cruise movies. The kicker here is that only an actor from the era the movie was filmed in can star in the role. Who plays Maverick in Top Gun? What about Cocktail? So many tremendous movie roles, and only a few quality thespians to fill the void left by Tom.

If you care not to hear such wonderful insight, you should at the very least come for the creepy segment music. And, friends, it is very creepy.

Josh is on Twitter @JoshEberley.

Jared is also there @JMintzHoops.

Unfortunately, so is the other guy @JosephNardone.

It is true. It is gnarly, and damn true. The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the force of 1,024 suns. That's right, our crack mathematical team has determined that your favorite bi-weekly podcast the force of exactly 1,024 suns. Don't worry, though, as both Jared and Joseph are working hard to make that number 1,025.

This episode is a straight flame emoji. That is just a fact. In fact, you can ask anyone about this specific episode of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, and you know that they would tell you? That this episode is the greatest episode of all sports podcast episodes in the history of the medium.

After the short begins by being derails by a bad Burger King joke, the dastardly -- and dynamic, for that matter -- duo discuss the debacle happening with Georgetown. With the Hoyas firing John Thompson III, it is a critical time for the program to do something... anything. What are the hosts' ideas?

A new segment is introduced on this wonderful day. It is called Beating a Dead Horse. Since the show is only taped twice a week, sometimes a story happens in the middle of those two episodes, gets talked about to death, making it irrelevant by the time the Relatively Speaking Podcast returns. Well, no more!

Who is responsible for NBA players resting? Should we care? How much wood could a...

The show ends on a magical high-note. With the world anxiously waiting, six brave humans sent Jared and Joseph six amazing questions. The hosts answer all six, and end up being inspired to a degree that would make Tom Cruise proud as all hell.

Uh. Yeah. You just need to listen.

It is true. It is gnarly, and damn true. The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the force of 1,024 suns. That's right, our crack mathematical team has determined that your favorite bi-weekly podcast the force of exactly 1,024 suns. Don't worry, though, as both Jared and Joseph are working hard to make that number 1,025.

This episode is a straight flame emoji. That is just a fact. In fact, you can ask anyone about this specific episode of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, and you know that they would tell you? That this episode is the greatest episode of all sports podcast episodes in the history of the medium.

After the short begins by being derails by a bad Burger King joke, the dastardly -- and dynamic, for that matter -- duo discuss the debacle happening with Georgetown. With the Hoyas firing John Thompson III, it is a critical time for the program to do something... anything. What are the hosts' ideas?

A new segment is introduced on this wonderful day. It is called Beating a Dead Horse. Since the show is only taped twice a week, sometimes a story happens in the middle of those two episodes, gets talked about to death, making it irrelevant by the time the Relatively Speaking Podcast returns. Well, no more!

Who is responsible for NBA players resting? Should we care? How much wood could a...

The show ends on a magical high-note. With the world anxiously waiting, six brave humans sent Jared and Joseph six amazing questions. The hosts answer all six, and end up being inspired to a degree that would make Tom Cruise proud as all hell.

Uh. Yeah. You just need to listen.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is going back, back to Cali. Okay. That is a lie. But the podcast is back and Better Than Ezra. That's right. Eat poop, early 1990s band!

Anyway, the NCAA Tournament's first two rounds are in the books. Jared and Joseph consumed all the games, over all the days, so they can have all the takes.

What are these takes? Are they best takes? Well, you can ask anybody about the Relatively Speaking Podcast's NCAA Tournament takes, and you know what they would tell you? That the Relatively Speaking Podcast's takes are the best takes, and it has huge hands.

Jared and Joseph both agree what the biggest shockers are from the Big Dance. But the dastardly duo do also discuss how the things a lot of people are going bonkers over isn't all that big of a deal.

As a transparent way to discuss the college basketball coaching carousel, Conspiracies Theories is back! Joseph claims that a certain coach is never going to quit, and will die doing what he loves most -- yelling at media and picking his nose in the sideline.

After a very random WCW ramble, which was oddly inspired by Jared, the Relatively Speaking Podcast ends with Absurd Questions.

Again, rather oddly, we learned some pretty neat things about our hosts. Mostly, despite apparently having a crippling desire to mounds and mounds of cocaine, Joseph wouldn't take the end of the world too badly. As for Jared, he hopes it rains pizza at some point. The key there being, that you should grab the slices that are in the middle if the pizza accumulation.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is going back, back to Cali. Okay. That is a lie. But the podcast is back and Better Than Ezra. That's right. Eat poop, early 1990s band!

Anyway, the NCAA Tournament's first two rounds are in the books. Jared and Joseph consumed all the games, over all the days, so they can have all the takes.

What are these takes? Are they best takes? Well, you can ask anybody about the Relatively Speaking Podcast's NCAA Tournament takes, and you know what they would tell you? That the Relatively Speaking Podcast's takes are the best takes, and it has huge hands.

Jared and Joseph both agree what the biggest shockers are from the Big Dance. But the dastardly duo do also discuss how the things a lot of people are going bonkers over isn't all that big of a deal.

As a transparent way to discuss the college basketball coaching carousel, Conspiracies Theories is back! Joseph claims that a certain coach is never going to quit, and will die doing what he loves most -- yelling at media and picking his nose in the sideline.

After a very random WCW ramble, which was oddly inspired by Jared, the Relatively Speaking Podcast ends with Absurd Questions.

Again, rather oddly, we learned some pretty neat things about our hosts. Mostly, despite apparently having a crippling desire to mounds and mounds of cocaine, Joseph wouldn't take the end of the world too badly. As for Jared, he hopes it rains pizza at some point. The key there being, that you should grab the slices that are in the middle if the pizza accumulation.