Relatively Speaking Podcast

Hello, friends. It is your best buddy from the past. Well, technically not the past, but what you are currently reading was written well before you put your wonderful set of eyes on it. Anyway, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the fury of 1,259 suns.

For those not in the know, that is a hell of a lot of fury.

The pesky New York Knicks made their way back into the pod for this episode. Phil Jackson is apparently using social media to get rid of Carmelo Anthony (such a Millennial thing to do, Phil), James Dolan is supposedly feuding with one of the most beloved Knicks players of all-time, and the laughing stock isn't anywhere near completion.

This makes Jared #Sad!. Very, very #Sad!. As for Joseph, he believes the Knicks' incompetence makes for excellent content and he is more than ready to fire of some hot-takes for the sake of spewing the most lukewarm vile this side of the Rocky Mountains.

Lonzo Ball is awesome. You know that, right? No need to compare him to Magic Johnson to comprehend his level of excellence.

Grayson Allen is good again... maybe. But the narrative is already started to spin. The polarizing player's rise back to being a decent player is because he is, uh, happy.

This edition of the show ends with a special edition of Absurd Question.

With Jared going on his Bachelor Party this weekend, he wants to know what Joseph would change about his. The answer, surprisingly, is that Joseph had the best Bachelor Party ever.

Joseph's question is more sportsy.

Hello, friends. It is your best buddy from the past. Well, technically not the past, but what you are currently reading was written well before you put your wonderful set of eyes on it. Anyway, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the fury of 1,259 suns.

For those not in the know, that is a hell of a lot of fury.

The pesky New York Knicks made their way back into the pod for this episode. Phil Jackson is apparently using social media to get rid of Carmelo Anthony (such a Millennial thing to do, Phil), James Dolan is supposedly feuding with one of the most beloved Knicks players of all-time, and the laughing stock isn't anywhere near completion.

This makes Jared #Sad!. Very, very #Sad!. As for Joseph, he believes the Knicks' incompetence makes for excellent content and he is more than ready to fire of some hot-takes for the sake of spewing the most lukewarm vile this side of the Rocky Mountains.

Lonzo Ball is awesome. You know that, right? No need to compare him to Magic Johnson to comprehend his level of excellence.

Grayson Allen is good again... maybe. But the narrative is already started to spin. The polarizing player's rise back to being a decent player is because he is, uh, happy.

This edition of the show ends with a special edition of Absurd Question.

With Jared going on his Bachelor Party this weekend, he wants to know what Joseph would change about his. The answer, surprisingly, is that Joseph had the best Bachelor Party ever.

Joseph's question is more sportsy.

Did you know, that when it snows, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is celebrating its one-year anniversary? Seriously. that's a real thing that happens with this wonderful edition of the podcast.

Before we begin brainstorming about the state of the Relatively Speaking Podcast toward the end of the episode, the hosts start the show with the hottest topic hitting social media the day after the Super Bowl -- did Joseph eat cheesecake?

After that wonderful discussion, Jared and Joseph discuss -- for real this time -- everything Super Bowl related. Both don't want to play the blame game, but are more than happy to sing the praises of Tom Brady. Does the former Michigan gunslinger become the great QB of all-time after winning his fifth Super Bowl? Only one way to find out.

Bad Tweets, which might not return after this week, is concerning all the hot-takes from pre-Brady going bonkers and a city that too firmly implants sports as part of their identity.

Terrell Owens didn't make the NFL Hall of Fame. This is a travesty, and Jared and Joseph will tell you why.

To finish off the show, it is Absurd Questions. Jared brought two of them to the mix while Joseph wants to know if boinking Tom Brady would be cool.

Jared's second Absurd Question is very show-specific. After all, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is celebrating its one-year anniversary. If you want to get a peak behind the curtains as to how this show works, the last segment of this episode is most certainly a must listen scenario.

PSA: Thank you for all your support over the last year. We promise we'll try to be less bad for the next 12 months. Just know, we tend to break our promises routinely.

Did you know, that when it snows, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is celebrating its one-year anniversary? Seriously. that's a real thing that happens with this wonderful edition of the podcast.

Before we begin brainstorming about the state of the Relatively Speaking Podcast toward the end of the episode, the hosts start the show with the hottest topic hitting social media the day after the Super Bowl -- did Joseph eat cheesecake?

After that wonderful discussion, Jared and Joseph discuss -- for real this time -- everything Super Bowl related. Both don't want to play the blame game, but are more than happy to sing the praises of Tom Brady. Does the former Michigan gunslinger become the great QB of all-time after winning his fifth Super Bowl? Only one way to find out.

Bad Tweets, which might not return after this week, is concerning all the hot-takes from pre-Brady going bonkers and a city that too firmly implants sports as part of their identity.

Terrell Owens didn't make the NFL Hall of Fame. This is a travesty, and Jared and Joseph will tell you why.

To finish off the show, it is Absurd Questions. Jared brought two of them to the mix while Joseph wants to know if boinking Tom Brady would be cool.

Jared's second Absurd Question is very show-specific. After all, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is celebrating its one-year anniversary. If you want to get a peak behind the curtains as to how this show works, the last segment of this episode is most certainly a must listen scenario.

PSA: Thank you for all your support over the last year. We promise we'll try to be less bad for the next 12 months. Just know, we tend to break our promises routinely.

With the force of a billion suns, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a great sense of fury. Why? Don't ask why, and just simply enjoy the fact that the greatest podcast in the history of podcasts -- just ask anyone, and they will tell you just that -- is here to help make your day that much better.

The Super Bowl is looming around the corner like a man who is ready to steal your wallet. Since that seems important, the Super Bowl and not the robber, Jared and Joseph figured it would be a good idea to discuss the game.

What team will win? Why? Is Tom Brady the son of Zeus? So many questions, and the Relatively Speaking Podcast has all the answers.

Pat McAfee retired to join the wonderful world of digital media. The hosts wish him luck.

In this episode's That Don't Look Good, the NBA's rookie symposium is apparently as crazy as a four-headed horse. We can't actually write what was the biggest reported takeaway from the event, but the guys do banter about it.

Bradley Beal appears to be good. Jared yells about that for a few seconds.

Finally, the show closes with fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything, which is totally a super lazy way for Jared and Joseph to crowd source the Internet for content.

It is food-specif this week. Did you know Joseph never ate cheesecake before? Doe this, in turn, make him a monster?

PSA: We would like to thank Seal for his unknowing contributions to the show.

With the force of a billion suns, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a great sense of fury. Why? Don't ask why, and just simply enjoy the fact that the greatest podcast in the history of podcasts -- just ask anyone, and they will tell you just that -- is here to help make your day that much better.

The Super Bowl is looming around the corner like a man who is ready to steal your wallet. Since that seems important, the Super Bowl and not the robber, Jared and Joseph figured it would be a good idea to discuss the game.

What team will win? Why? Is Tom Brady the son of Zeus? So many questions, and the Relatively Speaking Podcast has all the answers.

Pat McAfee retired to join the wonderful world of digital media. The hosts wish him luck.

In this episode's That Don't Look Good, the NBA's rookie symposium is apparently as crazy as a four-headed horse. We can't actually write what was the biggest reported takeaway from the event, but the guys do banter about it.

Bradley Beal appears to be good. Jared yells about that for a few seconds.

Finally, the show closes with fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything, which is totally a super lazy way for Jared and Joseph to crowd source the Internet for content.

It is food-specif this week. Did you know Joseph never ate cheesecake before? Doe this, in turn, make him a monster?

PSA: We would like to thank Seal for his unknowing contributions to the show.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the force of 1,000 suns. Is that a good or a bad thing? There is only a singular way to find out, and that involves you allowing your ears to consume what is arguably the single greatest podcast with hosts named Jared and Joseph.

This edition's episode opens with basketball Twitter opening up its arms to help a cause. While some may disagree with what is being advocated for (or against), it is nice to see people using their -- even if only limited -- celebrity to help causes they believe in.

Bad Tweets is back and better than ever. We were going to simply embed both bad tweets this week, but one of the geniuses realized his tweet was so awful that he has since deleted it. No worries, however, as Jared was smart enough to save the tweet so we can all point and laught.

Royal Rumble hot-takes become a part of this episode thanks to one of the Bad Tweets. Joseph argues that if you hate something so much, you know, maybe you should no longer consume it.

Would you like to see a boxer fistfight an MMA fighter in a boxing match? This question appears to be all the rage om combat sports circles, and while both hosts believe the fight will never actually happen, they would be more than happy to watch.

Absurd Questions is rather absurd this week.

Find out what the guys would give each person for free (Jared cheats, by the way).

Also find out if Jared likes Coca Cola Classic. Spoiler: He doesn't, so that makes him a commie.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the force of 1,000 suns. Is that a good or a bad thing? There is only a singular way to find out, and that involves you allowing your ears to consume what is arguably the single greatest podcast with hosts named Jared and Joseph.

This edition's episode opens with basketball Twitter opening up its arms to help a cause. While some may disagree with what is being advocated for (or against), it is nice to see people using their -- even if only limited -- celebrity to help causes they believe in.

Bad Tweets is back and better than ever. We were going to simply embed both bad tweets this week, but one of the geniuses realized his tweet was so awful that he has since deleted it. No worries, however, as Jared was smart enough to save the tweet so we can all point and laught.

Royal Rumble hot-takes become a part of this episode thanks to one of the Bad Tweets. Joseph argues that if you hate something so much, you know, maybe you should no longer consume it.

Would you like to see a boxer fistfight an MMA fighter in a boxing match? This question appears to be all the rage om combat sports circles, and while both hosts believe the fight will never actually happen, they would be more than happy to watch.

Absurd Questions is rather absurd this week.

Find out what the guys would give each person for free (Jared cheats, by the way).

Also find out if Jared likes Coca Cola Classic. Spoiler: He doesn't, so that makes him a commie.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast in all its infamous glory. Right up there with Billy The Kid and Egon Spangler as hugely important historical figures, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you ease into your weekend.

LeBron James called out the front office of the Cleveland Cavaliers. He, apparently, wants another player of relative value on the roster. Joseph feels him, as James averaging the most minutes per game in the NBA seems silly. As for Jared, he sees it more both sides of the fence. A terrible, always winning, fence.

Hey, the Chicago Bulls seem like a disaster. Veteran leaders calling out everyone on the roster. Rajon Rondon clapping back. Fred Hoiberg being, well, dreamy -- of course. Both Jared and Joseph think it is time for the Bulls to blowup the team.

Ask Me Anything segment: If you can pick any singular player in the history of an NBA Franchise and insert him on today's team, who would it be and why? For what it is worth, Joseph goes on a four minute role player rant.

Coach K banned Duke things from Duke players. Jared is a Duke fan so he is a homer, but does a good job offsetting Joseph who gets a bit heavy handed with his critiques of the coach.

Who are the most powerful sport media people? According to one list, it is a bunch of guys from shows very few people watch. For the first time in the podcast's history, Jared and Joseph get in a legit argument. It turned out to be, we think, fun -- and wholly ironic.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast in all its infamous glory. Right up there with Billy The Kid and Egon Spangler as hugely important historical figures, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you ease into your weekend.

LeBron James called out the front office of the Cleveland Cavaliers. He, apparently, wants another player of relative value on the roster. Joseph feels him, as James averaging the most minutes per game in the NBA seems silly. As for Jared, he sees it more both sides of the fence. A terrible, always winning, fence.

Hey, the Chicago Bulls seem like a disaster. Veteran leaders calling out everyone on the roster. Rajon Rondon clapping back. Fred Hoiberg being, well, dreamy -- of course. Both Jared and Joseph think it is time for the Bulls to blowup the team.

Ask Me Anything segment: If you can pick any singular player in the history of an NBA Franchise and insert him on today's team, who would it be and why? For what it is worth, Joseph goes on a four minute role player rant.

Coach K banned Duke things from Duke players. Jared is a Duke fan so he is a homer, but does a good job offsetting Joseph who gets a bit heavy handed with his critiques of the coach.

Who are the most powerful sport media people? According to one list, it is a bunch of guys from shows very few people watch. For the first time in the podcast's history, Jared and Joseph get in a legit argument. It turned out to be, we think, fun -- and wholly ironic.