Released On Monday

Released On Monday

By Lorraine CornillieComedy
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Released On Monday episodes

  • Episode 6: Welcome to Cometarianism

    Lots of news this week including a devastating celebrity passing. Other topics include vaccines, Dennis Rodman, App Store Reviews, my dog is back, and more.

    In addition to the news we have special guest and Cometarianist youth/middle age men recruiter Jongdon Florb explaining the tenets of Cometarianism.

    Special guest news expert Raven Powell joins us for a world news segment.

    33 min
  • Episode 5: Let Them Eat Cake

    WOW!!!! IT'S MONDAY AND HERE'S THE EPISODE! By the skin of our teeth we finally did it. Thank you to everyone, including Buzzfeed, even though they have yet to return my emails. Happy to be back and out of the Church of Scientology. We're joined by our guest Raven Powell and have lots of news in this episode. Thank you Laughs n Baths for being our sponsor and also giving me a place to live.

    25 min
  • Episode 4: Goodbye, Family

    In this episode... agh, who cares. Nothing matters. Everything is meaningless. The world is a flaccid rock covered in parasites. Coffee isn't what it used to be. Enjoy your new life, DENISE! Also, Raven shares some world news.

    Thank you Laughs n Baths for your sponsorship and Buzzfeed for your friendship.

    14 min
  • Episode 3: Army Arm Ear

    In this episode we talk about Dr. Donald President Trump's collusions with Disney in the tampering of elections through the furry community. Raven Powell joins in the studio and is not reimbursed for her gas mileage. Still trying to figure out how to get this out on Monday but probably most likely we will release on Monday next week. Big thanks to our friends at Buzzfeed and our sponsor Laughs n' Baths Comedy Warehouse and Buffet.

    32 min
  • Episode 2: Delete Germany

    Hello thank you for listening. This episode is very good we talk about many things such as 7/11, toilets, the government, cyber-bullying, and consensual breastfeeding. Sorry we couldn't get this out on Monday not sure what's wrong with my computer but the next episode will be up on a Monday 100% guarantee. Thank you to our sponsors Laughs n' Baths and Buzzfeed.

    24 min
  • Episode 1: Thank You Buzzfeed

    This is a very special first episode with topics discussed such as: groundbreaking medical procedures, the state of the American classroom, international culture, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We would like to thank our friends at Buzzfeed News for their friendship and their kindness. Unfortunately we were not able to get this episode out by Monday this week. It turns out making a podcast is a lot harder than it sounds. Thanks for listening.

    17 min

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