Relegators

Phil gives a real-time recap of the final day of the Championship. Bristol City finishes the season with a bang, and the guys make their picks for the playoff semi-finals.

We have almost reached the end of the EFL Championship regular season! Stoke City get thrashed by Leeds, and Karl honors Phil's birthday by telling the story of his actual birth.

This week, all the top dogs mostly took care of business in the EFL Championship. The playoff race continues to get tighter. Does Sunderland suddenly suck? Also, Phil and Karl get to witness the absolute destruction of Karl's beloved Stoke City.

Well, here we are, friends. Shit is getting spicy AF in the EFL Championship. More mild in the Premier League, but what can ya do? Leeds and Burnley are going up, but those are the only guaranteed promoted teams. The playoffs are looming, but we still have multiple teams in contention. What's gonna happen? Who fucking knows? Let's get into it!

This week, we wonder what Sunderland's strategy is heading into the playoffs, discuss what a "midtable" team is, and Karl continues to make terrible bets.

We are back again with episode 29 of Relegators. In this episode, Karl finally learns a basic life skill, Phil rightfully makes fun of Karl for it. Burnley and Sheffield United are getting on heaters at the perfect time, Leeds fans are probably going to treat their spouses poorly, and the Premier League relegation battle is...not gonna be exciting. Have a whiskey, smoke a little meth, and settle in as Phil and Karl talk about another fun week of English soccer...football...Fuck it I'm calling it soccer.

Do you like double match weeks in the EFL Championship? No? Well too bad, because that's what happened. West Brom and Burnley do what they do best: draw. Norwich sucks ass, Phil is burning the candle at both ends, and Karl is worried about winning bodybuilding competitions versus children. Also, the Premier League relegation race is pretty much done and dusted.

The race at the top tightens up as both Leeds and Burnley show that they are, in fact, human. Plus, Phil gives Karl some dating app advice.

Phil and Karl are back after a joyous and drunken reunion filled with Yahtzee games where Karl repeatedly took "chance" too early. The boys complain about teams they don't like watching, and Phil has an extremely nerdy idea to help Karl pick a new Premier League side.

Today, we focus on the EFL Championship action from last week. Also, Phil visited Karl for his birthday, they played a ton of Yahtzee and Phil is still giddy about Karl not having a tap credit card. Phil also calls Portsmouth "Pompeii", which is a volcano in Italy.