Relegators

This week, Phil and Karl discuss getting frosty under an avalanche of matches in the EFL Championship, Karl insisting that 5'8" is the best height for a human being to be, Frank Lampard and Coventry suddenly being being awesome, the epicness of Leeds v. Sunderland, and Phil's bets being too good to be true.

COME ON THE SWANS, but at least have the decency to wipe it off with a tissue, and listen to two dumb Americans trying to learn English football!

This week, with no Premier League matches happening, Phil and Karl go over the action in the EFL Championship, look back at the predictions they made before the season, and make new predictions for the rest of the season. They also discuss a potential nickname change for Sheffield United, and Karl hopes his new hat will help him get laid.

In this week's episode of Regulators, Phil and Karl talk about the awakening of Wayne Rooneyless Plymouth Argyle, recap the awesome, own goal filled match between Middlesbrough and Sunderland, fall in love with Enzo Le Fee sit through another Burnley torture-fest, and apparently the Irish band "The Cranberries" come up somehow.

Later, in a very special moment, Phil has a reunion with his long-lost bastard son, and Karl uses YouTube to learn how to perform brain surgery on himself.

A crazy week in the Championship. Burnley go wild against Plymouth Argyle, but then return to being the bitches they are against Leeds. West Brom put a barrage on Portsmouth without Josh Maja, and Middlesborough have a problem. In the Premier League, Tottenham Hotspur continue to amaze with the depths they can fall to, and Everton are...alive?

After a break from league play for FA Cup and Carabao Cup play, Phil and Karl return and get to discuss a crazy nil-nil match, Karl's inability to create sick beats with his mouth, and why Tottenham Hotspur should just say "fuck it" and hire Wayne Rooney. Join us for a very special "20th episode". Next week, the podcast will celebrate its 21st episode and be legally allowed to drink alcohol in America

In this week's episode, Phil and Karl see their boy Josh Maja get back on the scoresheet, everyone's favorite goalie, Jose Sa returns to his terrible form, Phil says what he'll do if his beloved Nottingham Forest win the Premier League, and, in some bonus content, Karl learns the absolutely insane story of famous 80's comedian "Gallagher".

This week, Phil and Karl find out what Boxing Day actually is, and ruminate about the decay of society. They also compare notes on drinking warm beer, and see things getting spicy SPICY ***SPICYYYY*** in the Championship.

Karl also has a breakthrough in therapy, and his shadow work allows him to finally make peace with his most hated team, Burnley. Karl and Phil then try to rank the quality of fights in different sports leagues. Join us on this holiday journey for the ages!!

This week, before we get to the big Boxing Day week (that's the day after Christmas), Phil and Karl discuss Leeds United looking great, Plymouth Argyle actually playing a match worth watching (despite Wayne Rooney being a confirmed Fat Granny Shagger), and "aawoooooo" (that's a wolf howl) the new manager bump has Wolverhampton Wanderers suddenly looking better than Manchester City.

Also, Karl shares his one and only Christmas tradition, which involves severe environmental damage.

On today's super duper extra special episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl go over two sets of matches in the EFL Championship, and also cover this weekend's Premier League action. Phil has an STI scare, and Karl considers flying to Turkey for a hair transplant vacation. Finally, Phil and Karl discuss Wayne Rooney's rumored sexual proclivities.

On a very special episode of Relegators, Karl explains the ingredients of the magical "Greasy Chip Butty", the British sandwich that will take the world by storm. Later on, they look at the disaster that is Wolverhampton goalkeeper Jose Sa, ask if Marc Cucurella was turned on by getting his hair pulled, and Phil wakes up at 4:30 am to watch a match that doesn't even happen.