ReMake Me

Russ read face tentacle erotica, does Justin believe in aliens? Maybe, the juxtaposition of Unsolved Mysteries, Xtro has a weird Japanese overtone, alien shower technology, making a big thing out of waking up covered in blood, moldy cheese math, Russ’s snake nightmare, screaming at the Toys-R-Us lady, Justin isn’t allowed to have lizards anymore, a Stormtrooper mugs the Doctor, teenagers are still children, Justin’s steak story, NEW mini-series Saw on Mondays and Chucky on Fridays until the new movies come out

Next week: The Loved Ones & Devil’s Candy

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Is Russ an alcoholic? Is Russ a nice guy? What’s a gayby? 16 year olds think they know what art is, everything is something, giant babies and gym teachers, Scientology, calling hospitals, getting your eyes dilated feels weird, Toys R Us sells horror stuff, making fun of the president, Justin takes a Pygmy test, TriNa, weird waiter is weird, Justin must make an impossible choice

Next week: Xtro & Attack the Block

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Justin starts off with an apology, then they both get a little political kinda, Russ learns how to take a bath, Justin has YouTube to watch, Russ may have committed a crime, Justin has a unified theory of horror, the worst running joke, the story of the final scene, more book check-ins, movie teenagers, how to mess up a great effect from a quarter century ago, cgi poop and non-mustaches, how not to make a villain, comic book nonsense non-sequitur for no reason, Louie Anderson hit on someone we know, bad voices, Adam Sandler used to be funny

Next week: Chasing Sleep & Lo

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In Memorium, Justin has a cold but doesn’t know it yet, Chicago pizza > St. Louis pizza, smuggling cow eyeballs, Facebook famous, Daddy’s hurting (again), Russ has a new book recommendation, public shaming, Vile Consumption, this episode is fueled by hate, Bob Vance, worst audio ever, think fast!, adults have to schedule their bubble bath time, solving mysteries, the best practical jokes, cherry chapstick, eight hours of foreplay, cop puns, Regular Cop, RENTAL

Next week: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984 & 2010)

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Saxophone Ryan is here! and so are Ben and Tom Kerosec, Tom Kerosec’s band Kerosec has a new album, free domain name suggestion, surround sound over the phone, Ben doesn’t know how podcasts work, the best Burger King story ever, Saxophone Ryan learns what a synopsis is, candles exist, vibrating the reed, pulled over in Georgia with paraphernalia, Nazis were bad, Justin reveals a deep and disturbing memory, how to write a song, Justin reveals another deep and disturbing memory, Russ’s weird proposal story, “coexisting”, phones are gross, 10:07

Next week: Psycho Cop I & II

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We have a sponsor! We’re bad at ads, so buy their stuff, Ben’s back, gay hookups in Disney, Russ is still a bad person, really funny stories about death, fat guys at Long John Silver’s, when your titles sound like bad ripoff Mario sounds, finding your director in the woods, there will not be blood, puking in a bee’s nest, chainsaw dagger, cannibals sure do love eating people, Russ has a stroke, how to deter people from breaking your windows, how to properly carry pizza, the Adventures of Grandpa and His Knife, alright alright alright, almost murders, Illuminati, nipply-looking piercings, Russ has a new game and Tom Kerosec gets to play, Russ’s scoring system doesn’t work, Tom Kerosec is very encouraging, Ben spaces out

Next week: Elves & The Pit

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Russ reads and has an epiphany, Justin is lazy, go watch the Maximum Overdrive trailer right now, cocaine as an alternative fuel source, equipment malfunctions, Stephen King is probably not racist but is definitely irresponsible, noculars, Russ and Justin talk about Cool Runnings for like ten minutes for no reason, heh buying things, King abusing a 12 year old, Emilio Estevez can’t work a job, DON’T WATCH TRUCKS, eggs are country food, recasting Trucks, kids don’t know how to use axes, Indiana is stupid

Next week: Leatherface: TCM III & TCM IV: The Next Generation

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Justin spent the week crashing the server and buying a home, poo tasting, disrobing, old daytime talk shows made Russ question his sexuality, Palm Pilots used to be a thing, Russ doesn’t know phrases or math, OKCupid has weird questions, abginas, this movie makes no sense, Virtual Boy was also a thing, how to get away with murder according to David Cronenberg, the best band name of all time, how heavy are Cronenberg’s hands?, Russ’s Law of Cuteness, fatherhood beer goggles, coming up with the wrong twist, game urges, this movie makes marginally more sense, how good could that dogsitting have been?, misheard lines can change the entire meaning

Next week: Maximum Overdrive & Trucks

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Russ has a money-making idea, the friends you tell and the friends you never tell, how Russ will make money if the podcast fails, Bobcat Goldthwait is an awesome guy, St. Louis style pizza is an affront to God and nature, what to do if you wind up in Branson or the sad reality of Gallagher, swubbing up one’s vowels, Jeff Goldblum should never be the voice of reason, geography is not Russ’s strong suit, Werner Herzog is too legit to quit, Levar Burton is a genuinely good dude, Justin feels robbed by the lack of Loch Ness monster on land that he was promised by the DVD cover, making that Twins money, Russ made a list of things he likes that isn’t horror…it’s a short list, people are dumb, Russ has become a reader, piracy kills small films, Russ was almost in the movie, why Ray Wise?

Next week: Videodrome & eXistenZ

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Sex talk follow-up, bad words are cool, Justin is learning how to adult, dueling synopses, Russ has totally seen Star Wars, catcalling is different from flirting and Stockholm Syndrome is different from bad writing, Patty Hearst is a person who exists, vampire preppers, Justin and Russ agree: True Blood got weird, Russ tries to get to the end already, bumpkin ex machina, lighting child actors on fire, Russ’s phone still knows he’s fat, Near Dark is not a Western, Captain Spaulding! David Arquette…eh, skinny yetis, Russ makes a call-forward joke that is supposedly hilarious, Chickory is the best character in any movie ever, Russ and Justin gush over Bone Tomahawk for half an hour, the best cinematic blue balls, heroin stupors, awkward murder, how evolution works, Justin tears up thinking about tearing up during the movie, Russ is bad at percentages, the DVD cover lies!

Next week: Incident at Loch Ness & Digging Up the Marrow

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