ReMake Me

Russ is convinced that Justin’s mom hates him, Justin rues his Subway sandwich, campiness confirmed, Dennis Hopper is drunk, Human Wins Chili Cookoff, reminiscing over epithets, buying chainsaws, tumblr needs more fry houses, radio DJs know how to take down serial killer cannibals, empathy butt pains, speaking of hate…Texas Chainsaw 3D, then we meet our heroine, this movie doesn’t know what time is, “If I had seen a skid mark I might of liked this movie”, spectacle over story, Russ talks to Tom without a mic, epithet vs. epitaph, Best. Line. Ever, sarcasm, Best. Sitcom. Ever, totally not sarcasm

Next week: Blue Ruin & Green Room

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This is it….this is the big one….the bet thrown down 11 weeks ago has come to fruition, Tom Kerosec, Tiffany, Russ’s wife, and a very special guest are here to judge the erotic Lawnmower Man slash fiction written by the hosts, Russ reads the criteria for the judges while Justin tries not to freak out, Russ rests his story on canon while Justin plays up the sensuality, Justin has soiled his Google search history, Milo & Otis, Bull from Night Court, random sex scene, let’s pretend this movie makes sense, Russ brings props, Wasp’s hopes and dreams, it’s past everyone’s bedtime, no one debates circumcision, Tom brought a song, Happy Monk is happy, science ruins comedy, karate cruise, dummy murder

Next week: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 & Texas Chainsaw

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Mystery solved, another mystery opened, it’s a movie, the 70’s weren’t the 50’s, bad rain, the narrator thinks a man dating a 17 year old is A-Okay, Justin works in a reference to The Room, actors reading lines, old rookies, unnecessary comedy, low budget stunts are the realest stunts, Russ works in a reference to Maniac Cop, Justin confuses Ed Brubaker with Brian Michael Bendis (he is very ashamed by this), Michael Madsen vents to Russ about his kid, it’s a movie and it ends, Russ thinks the 2014 version is genius, dutch angles, Justin went to see Get Out, digital blood is bad, awkward teenage gay sex, Justin is Denis O’Hare’s father, Russ walks back the genius talk, next week is the bet, Justin makes yet another pointless pop culture reference that is lost on Russ, Justin absolutely loses it over the Dungeonmaster poster

Next week: The Dungeonmaster & Raw Force

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Bonus episode! Russ and Justin discuss their experience at HorrorHound Weekend, they start it off with discussions about sex and religion, another brilliant segue, Justin witnesses a miracle, no Sad Virgils, stories from the Saw and American Horror Story panels, White Castle > parties and socializing, Justin had many favorite parts, fan artists, Russ broke Justin’s car (in Justin’s mind), Justin wanted to buy some smut, Justin tries not to agree with Russ, a gathering of geeks is magic, Russ is the old guy at the concert, Dad Mode

Next week: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976 & 2014)

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We’re at HorrorHound Weekend and have a fellow conventioner (Josh) join the show, the Fist of Fury story, Russ reveals more details about his marriage, the group works on a definition, movie teenagers aren’t teenagers, is doing the opposite of a trope still a trope?, bad decisions in horror movies…again, Justin is very proud of his synopsis but isn’t sure if he liked the movie, second reference to slapstick for no reason, confusing scenes confuse the group, Justin’s favorite comeback ever, Josh watches Baywatch, Sleepaway Camp is basically Jaws, number one worst fake mustache of all time, what’s with all the underage nudity in Russ’s movie selections?, Justin may not know what camp means, but Josh definitely doesn’t know what satire means

Next week: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976 & 2014)

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Justin and Russ start the episode by time traveling and talking about the movie Get Out, Russ is good at being a white guy, Justin avoids people whether they are black or not, adventures in Chinese buffets, Justin learns how to be a good little boy, finding time for sex, Russ gets a Clapper and becomes an accidental gigolo, Russ doesn’t understand space blankets, Justin loves the Drew Carey Show, lazy exposition, nobody knows who was in Of Mice and Men

Next week: The Burning & Sleepaway Camp

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Justin and Russ are going to HorrorHound Weekend! Russ gives Justin (and the listeners) a primer on what to expect when going to your first horror convention. Justin eats McDonald’s.

Next week: The Hills Have Eyes (1977 & 2006)

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Russ has another surprise for Justin, Russ gives a synopsis for once, Lords of Salem doesn’t make sense to Justin, FrankenChicken, Russ is still afraid of girls’ peeing, vagina paintings, Russ drops some hot convention rumors, why does the man of learning always die?, Russ has messed up dreams, Justin finds the plot hole, Russ interrupts Justin’s synopsis, 31 doesn’t make sense to Russ, fisticuffs may occur, Russ espouses his views on crowdfunding, the movie is called A Trip to the Moon, a whole lot of not talking about 31, Russ has those socks, Justin is afraid of laying on chainsaws

Next week: The Hills Have Eyes (1977 & 2006)

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Justin immediately has to vamp for time, surprisingly not douchey protagonists, Russ’s wife kills a peacock, how do guns work? characters making good bad decisions, hand-rolling cigarettes, Russ makes Justin take a test of his own creation…it doesn’t go well for anyone, Mick isn’t an anti-hero, but he is quippy, Wolf Creek tv show, bad music can really take a toll on a movie, so can CGI kangaroos

Next week: Lords of Salem & 31

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Tylenol vs. aspirin in heart attack relief, Justin ruins Russ’s story, Justin succinctly sums up his views on House of 1000 Corpses with two nuanced sounds, Justin loves Chris Hardwick and is bad with faces, Russ and Justin both loved the Secret of the Ooze, Rejects is the opposite of House, DDP doesn’t work as a tough guy, Russ appreciates switching teams, Justin doesn’t expect to like the movies Russ likes, Russ speaks fightin’ words, update on the big episode 15 showdown and HorrorHound, Russ tries to pull a Colbert

Next week: Wolf Creek & Wolf Creek 2

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