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Bonus! Russ and Justin discovered that Last House on the Left was itself a remake and made a bonus episode, Max von Sydow is still not dead (yet), Justin says sticks instead of tripod because he thinks he’s better than you, Russ think people in the past were dumb and gives Justin an existential crisis, Kickstarter regrets? Justin cried at an Adam Sandler movie, Russ bringing it with the character analysis and then immediately not, Justin is not impressed with your fire stunt, they descend into madness

The Virgin Spring on YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IV-fim6L9g

Next week: House of 1000 Corpses & The Devil’s Rejects

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Russ and Justin nerd out about physical media, Russ is again thinking about dead animals while he pees his pants, bad music was a trend in the 70s, weird out of place gore, it’s not Mary’s movie, the guys argue over the intricacies of BJ revenge, Justin is wrong about everything, two white men compare the traumatization of two different rapes, hot chocolate is a Justin thing, a final reminder that these girls are seventeen years old

Next week: House of 1000 Corpses & The Devil’s Rejects

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Tom Kerosec of Kerosec Productions is our guest! He tells the story of the Intro/Outro music for this very podcast, Tom messes around with kids and Russ likes to think about dead animals, Justin tells tales of his childhood, Tom keeps trying to get political, Justin declares himself the wet blanket and then proves it later in the podcast, Russ gushes about Ernest Scared Stupid, Russ thinks about dead animals again, Justin and Russ both spot the clean garbage, brown face vs. black face, Tom and Justin continue to have their own conversations while Russ tries to talk, Justin defends those scrappy underdogs Marvel and then pulls a Kerosec, Cohen Over Coen (smoothly dropped in by Russ), Miak Miak Miak, Justin is not a trained monkey, Russ makes an important distinction about Ernest as a cheerleader, Russ takes Ernest Scared Stupid to task for realism, Tom screams on the inside

Smells Like Booger Lips – https://youtu.be/Gj2XMuW_nOc

Kerosec Productions – http://www.kerosecproductionsllc.com/

Cohen Over Coen – http://www.cohenovercoen.com

Next week: Last House on the Left (1972 & 2009)

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We apologize for the previous sound issues (that’s ironic), Russ checks out dudes at work, Russ receives an awesome (or horrible) gift (probably insult) from his son, Hobbes checks in with a non-exclusive, Justin decides he doesn’t like John Carpenter based on trailers he doesn’t like from a movie Carpenter didn’t direct, Justin dismissed horror in the past and after Frogtown he may be again, Russ finally notices that damn tapping sound, Justin reveals his love of Keith David, the first discussion of clean trash, Justin doesn’t know geography, Hulk Hogan kills Russ, Justin is in denial of what Hell Comes to Frogtown actually is, Russ isn’t far behind, Justin almost reaches a breaking point

Next week: Killer Klowns from Outer Space & Ernest Scared Stupid

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Last (hopefully) intro for bad audio, the guys talk about their weird fears, they get right into the discussion, Justin stands up for Franklin and bares his love for film grain, turns out that crazy people are crazy, things go bump in the night while Russ reads an exclusive story from Hobbes, Justin rambles needlessly for way too long, Russ agrees with Justin incorrectly, Justin drops a Star Wars reference with too much confidence, Pauly Shore teaches everyone a lesson

Next week: They Live & Hell Comes to Frogtown

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Alright…real talk…we messed up…we’re sorry, Russ hates himself, (DJ) MC Fiverr is back! Justin gets meta, Russ awkwardly tries to mooch Taco Bell, Stephen King’s short story is faithfully adapted by some college student, Justin tries to remember Squeak from BASEketball’s real name, Commentary Russ starts to slur his words, the file starts to fall apart, Russ can’t pronounce scythe, Justin defines slash fiction for Russ, Russ responds by throwing down the gauntlet, 1992 graphics are discussed, story time with Justin, conspiracy theory time with Justin, will the guys ever talk about the movie? Russ drinks himself to death, the pair actually talk about Lawnmower Man (spoilers), Russ can’t shut up, bonus fourth movie Transcendence is described and thrown away, Justin is excited and likes the word Dickensian, Russ talks about WWII for some reason, Justin spits out all the absurd things he loves about this movie in a rapid fire manner

Next week: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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Justin and Russ preface the episode with a warning then jump right in to the first movie, Dwight has a real exclusive for us this time, piñata discussions ensue, Russ makes some babies, DJ Fiverr makes his debut and drops a hot track, Russ meets Larry Cohen and cracks the code with Mexican food, this is a bad remake in every single sense, the pair make theories about the movie that are better than the actual film, Justin recalls a traumatic memory from his childhood

Next week:  Lawnmower Man & Lawnmower Man 2

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Justin and Russ settle their episode 100 bet, Hobbes checks in with a non-exclusive, they take a journey through Clive Barker’s tumblr page, Justin finds a way to talk about musicals (again), they try to make sense of Green Inferno and wind up raking them over the coals, Russ is old and balding, two straight men talk about other men’s penises…a lot, Russ puts Justin through a trial by fire with Cannibal Holocaust

Next week:  It’s Alive (1974) & It’s Alive (2008)

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Justin and Russ bypass the typical “inaugural” episode banter and dive right in.  Russ had a rough day filled with 911 calls and fatherly duties.  Justin fails at a horror quiz.  They get around to discussing The Fly and Cronenberg’s masterpiece.  Next week: Green Inferno & Cannibal Holocaust.

Welcome to ReMake Me! Join us on January 4, 2017 when it all kicks off!