What do you get when you cross kung fu, angry arcade owners, football shoulder pad-wearing shoguns, Motown, super awkward romantic interests, and DeBarge? A bowl of the goulash that is The Last Dragon.

Remaker’s Mark makes its triumphant return from summer break by trying to solve the age-old mystery of how this movie wasn’t a hit. I mean, it’s got it all! What could have possibly gone wrong? Never fear, we’re here to fix all that.

• Asymmetrical sunglasses
• Miami Vice
• Neon Green guitar
• MC Hammer Pants
• Zubaz
• The Kingkiller Chronicle
• Memory , Sorrow and Thorn
• The Last Dragon
• Christopher Murney
• Cyndi Lauper
• Vizzini Princess Bride
• Tilda Swinton
• Wallace Shawn
• Tom Cruise
• Benicio Del Toro
• Walton Goggins
• Invincible Amazon series
• Danny DeVito
• Romancing The Stone
• Batman Returns
• Roman Mars
• Blank Check Podcast
• Robert Zemeckis
• Michael Douglas
• Taxi TV show
• Kate Nash
• Rhianna
• Donald Glover
• Pom Klementieff
• Solange Knowles
• Michael B Jordan
• Julius Carry
• Samuel L Jackson
• Leslie Jones
• Lil Nas X
• Jason Mamoa
• Keegan Michael Key
• Taimak
• Justice Smith
• The Weekend
• Ziyi Zhang
• Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
• Jacob Anderson
• Michael B Jordan
• Mike Starr
• Drake
• Michelle Yeoh
• Faith Prince
• Taylor Swift
• Leo o’Brien
• Caleb McLaughlin
• Glen Eaton
• Gaten Matarazzo