He’s got an additional skill set of horribleness and the best eyebrows in the biz.

An epic sci-fi novel. A classic struggle of good versus evil, of the oppressed versus the powerful, of nature versus humanity, of David Lynch versus the studios. We give you Dune! Or, at least, our remake of the 1984 version directed by Lynch and widely panned as being A Bad Movie. Which is too bad, because the novel is really good, the story of how the movie ever got made in the first place is intriguing, and the 2021 version is a sight better than this. Still, we are placed here for one purpose, and that is to theoretically remake movies. And thus, we fulfill our purpose.

• Tom Waits
• Mystery Men
• Billy Idol
• The Wedding Singer
• Bruce Springsteen
• High Fidelity
• Alannis Morrisette
• Dogma
• The Movies That Made Us
• Jurassic Park
• John Carpenter’s Halloween
• Friday The 13th movie
• Aliens
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
• VH1, I Love The 80s
• Kenneth MacMillan
• Jack Black
• Vincent D’Onofrio
• Daredevil
• Men In Black
• Brad Dourif
• Martin Kove
• The Karate Kid
• Cobra Kai
• Francesca Annis
• Shohreh Aghdashloo
• Rosamund Pike
• Wheel of Time
• Kate Beckinsale
• Alfre Woodard
• Sarah Snook
• Predestination
• Kyle McLaughlin
• Barry Keoghan
• Eternals
• Ezra Miller
• Fantastic Beasts film
• Harry Potter
• Justice League
• Simu Liu
• Tanner Buchannan
• He’s All That
• Dev Patel
• Slumdog Millionaire
• The Green Knight
• Brad Dourif
• Tilda Swinton
• Sean Young
• Teresa Palmer
• Take Me Home Tonight movie
• Hacksaw Ridge
• Warm Bodies
• Point Break remake
• Jürgen Prochnow
• Lee Pace
• Sting
• Temuera Morrison
• The Book of Boba Fett
• Dean Stockwell
• Joe Pantoliano