Remote Station Seven

Remote Station Seven reminds you that everything is under control.

Don't forget: Everyone can't know everything. That's what government is for.

Just a gentle reminder that billionaires exist so that you don't have to.

Remember to stop trying to do something about the state of the world and just enjoy it for a change.

Remote Station Seven would like to remind you that there are different types of love. Don't fall for the weak ones.

Remote Station Seven reminds you to look to the future. The present is fine as it is.

Remote Station Seven would like to remind you that a true patriot votes against his own interests and in the interests of his leaders.

Remote Station Seven is happy to remind you that no everyone can make history. That is what strong leaders are for.

See a tank on the street? Thank the driver for its safe driving practices. See a line of tanks on the street? Everyone loves a parade!

Immigrants drain the official state budget by creating the need for an immigration department, thus taking away money from our military. Oppose immigrants!