John and Bryan have some fun reporting on Fergie singing the National Anthem during the NBA All-Star Game. They then go on to talk about Miley Cyrus and Alyssa Milano.

Alex the News Guy has a Twitter war but whimped out and blocked the guy he was arguing with.

Yuke the Prophet is back! The show covered alot of material today including an announcement by Yuke at the end of the Wrap-Up.

John and Bryan start off talking about all of the different holidays people take off. Of course, Bryan wants to work on President's Day. Alex is a disgusting mess and he may have pink eye. John and Bryan can't figure out exactly how Alex became a scientist.

John and Bryan talk about the school shooting, and how these inicidents were unheard of back in their day. Also, Bryan talks about an interesting person he knew from school named "Spaz" who lives in the mountains of N.C. with a lot of guns. The New Hampshire lottery winner who wants to remain anonymous is mentioned. Later, Bryan talks about how he scammed free food when he was broke.

John and Bryan talk about the Florida school shooting, the suspect, the incompetence of the FBI, and gun laws.