John and Bryan talk about the governor of Hawaii who apparently forgot his Twitter user name and password and couldn't send out a message that the missile warning was false.

More stories about Bryan's issues with water and fish. 

Later, the guys talk about what they would do if a missile was actually on its way. John would just sit on his couch for 10 minutes wondering what to do, and the Jets would make it to the superbowl because Bryan would just play Madden on his Playstation until the bomb hit.

 

The guys talak about the missing text messages in the current investigation, the women's march, and rederica Wilson are topics in this hour. 

Also, the government shutdown, Trump's medical exam, and the media's use of their own medical experts to come to their own conclusions about Trump's mental and physical condition.

Alex the News Guy's segment goes off without any misunderstood words.

John and Bryan talk about the government shut down and  some of the recent protests that have been in the news.

Yuke is back! Alex the News Guy bashes Uber Guy for most of the show. Apparently, Alex is behind the wheel of the bus again!!!!

The guys start talking about the "Dilly Dilly" Budweiser commercial, then they start talking about other ridiculous commercials that are on T.V. The Earthquake in Alaska, tsunamis, and killer insect movies from the 70's are topics in this segment.

John and Bryan have some fun talking about the women's march and the crazy vagina costumes. Bryan somehow finds a way to throw a King Kong reference into the segment.

Talk about the government shut down and the Patriots returning to the superbowl, as well as Jersey Shore are topics in this segment.

Alex the News Guy talks about his driving safety course that he had to take, and it turns out, this is the third time he's had to take it. The guys talk about the USS Little Rock, which is stuck in the ice in Canada, and immigration continues to bring up discussion on the show. Also, the government shut down is a topic in this segment.

Alex the News Guy plays clips from Eric Trump, and John and Bryan talk about how the government isn't taking care of homeless citizens but they take care of illegals.

More talk about vagina cotumes, and audio from Chuck Schumer round off this hour.

John and Bryan talk about what women and men really want, checking out chicks at the gym, and Bill Cosby. The latest news is also covered in this segment.

John gets to meet "Umboofu" from the 7-11 that Bryan hates. Later on, both John and Bryan entertain each other with stories of psycho ex-girlfriends........ and yes, that includes Ruth Buzzy and Yoko.