John and Bryan talk about strange bathroom habits, and Bryan does not like to use public bathrooms.

John and Bryan talk about who they would like to see in Vegas. John wants to see the Back Street Boys, and Bryan would see Stevie Wonder, except he seems to have Stevie confused with Michael Jackson.

Alex the News Guy sneezes all over himself, and Bryan has to throw out his iced tea. Yuke goes to investigte whether or not Alex actually washed his hands after his sneeze fest, and he found no evidence of any handwashing.

John and Bryan want to replace Alex the News Guy with Metal Head Nick. Then they go on to talk about news and game shows.

Renegade has already made enemies with their new neighbors. Apparently, the Renegade staff has been helping themselves to the lawyer's K-Cups. And, well, they don't seem to really care all that much.

Uber Guy was going to leave the show, but he has has decided to be old, annoying, and full of lame one-liners and stay with the show. Yuke continues his psycho-analyzing of Uber Guy.

Alex the News Guy has trouble with the words "unilaterally" and "judiciary", but John and Bryan talk him through it.

The little weasel that broke into John's house might be getting out of jail on personal recognizance. Bryan would like to go to the Stop & Shop where the thief worked and give them a hard time about letting a drug addict with sores handle food.

Bryan has been sick and doesn't know what's going on in the world, so he watches SCRUBS instead. Bryan won't go to a minute clinic and he thinks that ugent care clinics are scams. Also, lesbians and bull dykes are discussed...... AGAIN!

Alex the News Guy has an interesting Mexican shirt. Also, John and Bryan talk about the latest in political news.