John and Bryan talk about the latest news and political stories.

Alex the News Guy takes part in some target practice with John and Bryan firing multiple rounds from their new Nerf guns, along with Yuke taking some shots as well. Also during Alex's segment, John reveives a call and tells the caller to lose his number. Was it Ruth, was it Yoko? The world may never know.

Yuke and Alex continue firing Nerf guns during the entire segment. And Yuke has a special gues call in from New York.

Uber Guy yells at Alex again for his lack of discretion on what to say on air about his clips.

John's house gets broken into, and he wants to kill the little fella that paid his home a visit, Yuke got mugged by Mario and Elmo in NYC, and celebrity heroin addictions are discussed.

John and Bryan talk about the N.Y. terrorist and how his family is protesting how he was treated by the police. Immigration, and "see something/say something" is brought up. Lavar Ball is at it again and is now sending his kids to play basketball in Lithuania.

Alex, Yuke, and Uber Guy bash each other for this entire segment. (What else is new?)

Amazingly, John and Bryan were on time today............ well, maybe not on time, but at least Alex didn't have to take over as the new host. The guys read a list of today's celebrity birthdays, and discuss current news including the N.Y. terrorist, and politics.

John and Bryan talk about the attempted bombing in N.Y. yesterday, and then the discussion turns to immigration. The NFL Network named in sexual harrassment lawsuit.

John, Bryan, and Yuke discuss their Irish heritage and Irish history, tattoos are contemplated, and funny clips of people wearing U.S. flag hats are featured. Bob from Wakefield calls in with a gem of a joke............ Sort of.................

Alice the News Guy is still a snotty disgusting mess, and in the 2nd half hour, John and Bryan discuss the N.Y. terrorist bomber.