Bryan shares his views on how bad Massachusetts drivers are. Trump's Twitter wars and Liz Warren fill out the 2nd half of this segment.

Alex the News Guy didn't have any germ issues today. Also, John and Bryan FINALLY give away those tickets to the model train show.

Uber Guy hosts today, and Alex the News Guy is safely behind the glass where no germs can get out.

John and Bryan are intrigued with the water quality in Mexico. Bryan shares his memory of his "cat-sicle" in the pool, and Bryan also does all of the work that dopey Matt didn't do.

John and Bryan start off this hour talking about squirrels and creepy insects. Bryan has a plan to negotiate sharing the ocean with sea creatures.

John tells his tales of how he wanted to get married, but somehow, it just didn't seem to work out for him............. or did it???? John is currently single and available ladies, and he has a nice ring for just the right person!!!!

Alex the News Guys is spreading germs again. John and Bryan talk about Trump's comments toward Elizabeth Warren.

Yuke lectures Alex about proper hygiene. Uber Guy tries to keep things clean by wearing gloves while running the board. Hopefully Yuke will be in tomorrow because apparently, Alex's super powerful germs are already giving him a fever.

Alex the News Guy starts off the show by turning John and Bryan's mics on early. And speaking of Alex, he may have a tapeworm.

The latest on the outbreak of sex scandals, the government shut down, and John and Bryan can't wait until their next announcement.