Alex the News Guy starts out his segment with a kink in his back and apparently showing his ability to tell the room temperature. In the 2nd 1/2 hour, the NYC attack from yesterday is addressed.

The NYC attack, John's psycho ex, and a daily plug for Gino's Breakfast and Lunch are part of today's wrap-up show.

John and Bryan talk about the NYC terrorist, and how the Halloween parade went on, but Home Depot was roped off as a crime scene.

John's ex showed up at his house out of the blue last night. Apparently, she's an alcoholic racist, not to mention a psycho from hell. (And you were thinking Ruth Buzzy, weren't you? Nope! It was "Yoko Ono)

Rose McGowan and the Hollywood sex scandal are discussed. Also, just how psycho does a chick have to be to turn a straight man gay.

John and Bryan bring Uber Guy back into the studio to wish him a happy birthday, but have him read a commercial on air instead and give him 30 minutes to read a 30 second commercial.

John and Bryan have even more fun in this hour talking about "little people", Uber Guy's B-day is today and they seem to think he's a lot older than he actually is, and maybe doesn't have long to live. Bryan's choices of chocolate and Halloween candy are topics in this segment.

Bryan does an impersonation of Jackie Mason, and Alex might be wiping his nose and using his pants as a Kleenex.

Yuke, Alex, and Uber Guy have a much better show today thanks to John and Bryan's earlier segment on midgets!

Still waiting to find out the soup of the day at Gino's Breakfast and Lunch in Dracut, Ma.

Bryan was busy over the weekend putting together a computer desk all by himself. John and Bryan bicker over why it took so long for Bryan to get the U-Haul truck to move the couch out of the studio this past Friday.