(00:00-17:53) Is Pale throwin' strays at everyone today? Heavy petting? Call in and Jackson will insult your weight and your hobbies. Joey Vitale joins us on the phone lines. The best chaperones have no idea where they're going. Buffalo's turnaround. Pulling for the Sabres in the playoffs. Who can match up with the Avalanche? Steen taking over for Army in 60 seconds.

(18:01-27:32) Jackson is not at war with Alex Ferrario. Defending the gaming community. Just battling thru the frigid conditions. Notre Dame still dodging the Tigers. Drops of the Week.

(27:42-58:58) You wanted phone calls on a Friday, you got 'em. Let's go to the fat guy first, he may not have much time left. Too Fat To Kayak, you're up first. Erotic car washes and a story from 1987. Protesting at the Boob 'n' Lube. North and south, baby, north and south. How's Southside Kevvy gonna follow that? Doug, give it a chance, brother. Former Cardinal Ray King is on the phone lines. Whoops, wrong Ray King. And he's gone. Diana Russini deleted her Twitter account in the middle of the NFL Draft last night. That's so patriarchy of you, Doug. You're mansplaining, Oprah.

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