We read some posts in this one and basically don't talk about chicken sandwiches at all. Sorry! Full episode: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Thank you to listener Jack for subjecting all of us to an entire episode about everyone's favorite permanently online dipshit lib, Charlotte Clymer. Full episode: patreon.com/reportthispost and you can buy your own episode topic over at reportthispost.storenvy.com

You may be socially distancing yourself from your fat racist cousins this year, but you can't socially distance yourself from your favorite fat racist podcast hosts! It's a special episode with nothin' but posts all about Thanksgiving, folks. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

Hello earthlings, take me to your...poster? Hmm! Thanks to listener DAVID for selecting the topic for this week's episode. And thanks to RTP's Junior Producer Christian for this week's wonderful artwork of the two of us getting our absolute walls blown out by some little green guys. FULL EPISODE AND SELECT A TOPIC YOURSELF: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

It's the 69th bonus episode. How droll. Full episode available at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

Well. Thanks to Amelia and Alex for choosing this episode topic. Animal Crossing is apparently a video game or something. Great. You can also choose an episode topic over at reportthispost.storenvy.com AND you can hear the full episode over at patreon.com/reportthispost

We followed up on that gosh darn election thing that happened plus some truly repugnant posts, PLUS Geiger breaks down the entire political enterprise. You don't wanna miss it, folks. FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/ReportThisPost

In a sign of bipartisanship and civility between podcasts, we brought in Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House to talk about the election and to read a whole bunch of absolute dogshit posts. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. $5 a month gets you full eps plus weekly bonus eps, too.

We're back to the beloved regularly scheduled Patreon eps. We listen to some wonderful voicemails and--spoiler alert--reveal who won the 2020 presidential election! FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/reportthispost

Just got your first real six-string at the five and dime? Have we got the episode for you! Learn how to crank your axe in this episode all about the pussy-gettingest instrument around, the guitar. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST