Repressed Humor Issues

Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge.

Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute to two titans of their respective fields: Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. The connection between the two? There isn't one. That's the beauty of Repressed Humor Issues — the comedy podcast where two completely unrelated topics are smashed together like a car accident between a Black Sabbath tour bus and a Cosby Show rerun van.

Oh, and a particular wrestling personality gets a special mention that we're not going to elaborate on here because this description is already pushing boundaries. Then the guys tackle one of humanity's oldest and most divisive questions: what is the proper way to wipe your ass? Yes, there is a right way. Yes, they argue about it. Yes, the argument gets heated. And yes, it's somehow one of the most genuinely funny segments in Season 3.

It's the kind of debate that starts as a joke and ends with both hosts genuinely questioning their own lifelong bathroom habits. Relatable content? Maybe not. Entertaining content? Absolutely.

The big reveal of this episode is that Ryan is heading to Iceland for vacation, which meansDan will be left to run the show in his absence for at least one episode. Dan is thrilled. The audience should be concerned. Or excited. Probably both.Ryan's impending departure sparks a conversation about what the podcast looks like without its most chaotic element — and whether that's an improvement or a disaster. And yes, that is Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins AND Caillou in the episode art. Together. In the same image. Generated by AI.

The hosts freely admit they are damaged, and at this point, the evidence is overwhelming. But that damage is exactly what makes Repressed Humor Issues one of the funniest, most unpredictable comedy podcasts available anywhere. New episodes biweekly on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's unhinged AI cover art. Follow @RHI_Podcast. Explicit content.

We're sorry.

Kind of.

Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.

Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend of probably needing therapy.... Preferably of the electroshock format.

Stay tuned to the end of the show for the results of Celebrity Cage Match: Enraged Employee Edition!

And yes... That is He-Man in the Cover Art..... AI is weird.

The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do.

The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see.

And then dinosaurs entered the conversation, and everything (as per usual) went downhill, sideways, and into a tailspin all at the same time.

Welcome to the idiocy that is Repressed Humor Issues.

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches to squeaky tanks, Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed HumorIssues handles the topics of the day — like what do dreams mean and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn).

Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is officially taking bracket submissions, so head over to repressedhumorissues.com and submit your bracket today.

This episode proves once again that when Ryan returns from his absence, the chaos level increases exponentially.

Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit!

Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just the first bracket we receive will get a special gift from us!

From the Repressed Humor Issues Imaginary Legal Department:

Repressed Humor Issues and its hosts in no way condone violence in any format, especially against or between employees of these fine establishments. Any likeness to real events or fight club results is purely coincidental.

Just when you think Ryan has said the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 — Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies — is one of those episodes that makes you question your life choices for listening.

Knee wetting jokes make their triumphant return, and the merch store at repressedhumorissues.com gets a shoutout where you can grab the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie.

This episode also includes the challenge: get Billy Corgan to wear a Caillou Crotch Candy t-shirt on stage while the crowd chants "Clown College Boy" and you win the show.

Not really. But we'll make it worth your while.

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, Season 3 Episode 10 of RepressedHumor Issues brings back the fan-favorite segment from Season 1: Celebrity Cage Match! But this time, Ryan and Dan have made it worse — in the best possible way.

The hosts discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores,and other random establishments would win in one-on-one combat, setting upCelebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition. Plus, Ryan forces everyone to decide who would eat what chocolate bars, which Dan desperately wanted to cut.

Minimal knee wetting, very little taint talk, and Ryan only sings a little bit.

The perfect weekend kickoff with your favorite pair of IQ-deficient idiots.

There's a new pope!

Baby Jesus is in the garbage!

Dan broke more stuff!

And Ryan's Airbnb guests are absolutely psycho!

Season 3 Episode 9 of Repressed Humor Issues packs more random topics into one episode than most podcasts cover in a season. Titled "Silverware Splooge Surprise" — yes, you read that correctly — this episode delivers the unhinged energy that has made RHI a cult favorite among comedy podcast fans who enjoy questionable humor and zero editorial oversight.

So much to talk about, so little time.

Buckle up for another episode of Repressed Humor Issues thatgoes completely off the rails.

Ryan starts the episode solo while Dan sorts outhis technical issues — and honestly, Ryan alone with a microphone is both agift and a hazard.

Once Dan arrives, the conversation careens through arm-wrestling deformities, the return of knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and an uncomfortably detailed discussion about the color of your turds.

Stay after the exit music for Ryan's most honest product review ever —it's worth the extra minutes of your life you'll never get back.