Our vast musical expertise comes into play this week as we judge and rank an album chosen by each other. What artists have we picked? Are we impressed? But most importantly why the f**k was Alyssa's audacity trying to sabotage us?  

Nothing says childhood like massive blunts, controversy, expensive purchases, and Karens. Join us this week as we follow in the footsteps of many patriotic Americans before us by judging and criticizing young girls. We discuss the American Girl brand and rank the BeForever historic line! 

With spooky season behind us we turn to the important things in life...Taco Bell, stretch limos, and limp d*cks. Listen this week as we return to food and rank our favorite pastas!  

The spookiest day of the year is near! We are joined this week by a special guest to discuss Halloween movies in costume. The Black Flame candle has been lit, a full moon is out, and ghosts are near as we revisit some favorites from spooky season.  

Costumes, candy, and waiting 3 hours in a line for a haunted corn maze. That can only mean one thing...it's officially spooky season. Which really just means it's time for us to rank all the Halloween themed episodes of The Office. 

Communication issues aside, this week we explore our American heritage. Tik Tok dances, Latin, and preparing for spooky season await as we rank the best and worst State mottos of the USA. How many times will Alyssa apologize for her atrocious pronunciations?

In this week's episode, we learned that we are still as obsessed with American Idol as we were in the 2000s. With spiders, mini meatloaf, and a never-ending love for Melinda Doolittle, join us as we rank the runner ups of every season from American Idol. 

It's a beautiful day to save lives... except it isn't. Things get explosive, ghosts appear (and have sex), and no lives are spared as we rank the character deaths from the hit show Grey's Anatomy. 

Hodags, rats, and a little bit of music. We end summer 2021 just as professional and classy as we started it. Mistakes were made, opinions were shared, and per usual we cannot pronounce anything correctly. This week we rank our best and worst songs from the summer.

Hoes. Clowns. Piss. That's Pure Michigan. Join us this week as we taste test and rank a selection of Hard Ciders from across the United States. Will Hannah be able to keep it together? Or will we repeat the outcome of our childhood drinks ranking?