This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to to see how low you can go as you limbo past your favorite tropical bird of paradise and join us as we head to Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort.  A place so steeped in Pirate lore, that a free Johnny Depp is hiding around every corner. If you can't find him, just follow the costume jewelry strewn amongst the many pastel colored buildings. This mega metropolis of a moderate resort is so sprawling that it has two Skyliner stations on its grounds. That's better transportation then Davy Jones at an amateur regatta.  So will this hotel climb all the way up to the crows nest of Disney's moderate resorts , or will she sink to the bottom of the briny, murky, deep . There’s only one way to find out!