I apologize for this being so unorganized but I have thoughts from work reunions to only fans to baseball butts. Enjoy!

Apparently I can do a full 360 in my sleep if I’m stressed about serving.

Don’t smile or sound excited about getting discounts and showing how bad you’re going to tip. I hate you.

You can get your meal replaced without the dramatics and pay full price and stop being cheap! Have a safe Labor Day weekend!

I wish this was about nelly’s 2000s hit but unfortunately it’s about the ac being broken.

I feel left out all the time but especially as of late. Just include me. I’m fun.

Spitting some tip facts at y’all.

I actually did offend one guest, however, I did nothing to the second. Sorry if I’m still frustrated about this situation but I have to pay my rent!

Not the car just a strange guest that I had Saturday night that apparently everyone knows except me.

69!!! Woohoo! I didn’t even notice it was 69 til it was done! Lol! Anyways hear about graduation season during the nba finals.