Resting Bach Face

We talk all things Top Chef, from why we love the show to who we think will shine this season! Spoiler alert: Dan and Gwen love food.

Tom realizes that he didn't bring his girlfriend to Celibacy Island, Erica pulls the ultimate power move, and we'll never eat chicken again!

It's a somber episode of Temptation Island but we still find a chance to discuss how butt exfoliation leads to everlasting love and Dan finally confronts the Boxcar Children.

Erica wears an iconic hat, Gwen ponders the logistics of an under-the-covers threesome, and we all wish we were back eating breakfast in La Jolla!

Erica is the universally acclaimed bonfire boss, eagles swoop in for the smash kill, and Gwen adds horseback riding to the growing list of garbage activities!

Does Gwen enjoy snorkeling? Should USA Network hire Dan to sing their fake songs? Dan and Gwen recap episode 3 of Temptation Island! 

Continue on the journey with Temptation Island, Dan, and Gwen! Is ziplining fun? Can we trust boats? What is the metanarrative at play today!

Welcome to the first episode of Resting Bach Face! In our dreams, this is the first podcast in a podcast recap dynasty! Temptation Island. Bachelor. Top Chef. Project Runway. We giggle. We opine! We . . . are your close friends, otherwise you would not be listening.