Retail Theater

Retail Theater

By The Synthetic PlayhouseFictionComedy Fiction
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Retail Theater episodes

  • The People wrote the check

    * Customer gets angry and leaves store shouting because I don’t work here

    * Difficult big box store door guy

    * I'm allergic to chemicals, you're going to buy me a new computer!

    * The man who has no idea what to get his wife!

    * The People wrote the check

    13 min
  • My Hero Cashier
    1. Her name is Sophie!
    2. Karen yells we need to get our act together
    3. My Hero Cashier
    4. Where is your lanyard?!
    5. You don't deserve to have a job! Debatable, but you're still wrong.
      6. 11 min
    6. Your hold time is ridiculous!
      1. Dirty Ice on the Side Please
      2. how to deal with rude people on Black Friday
      3. Teacher doesn't know what a mouse looks like
      4. Why dont you ask someone who works here Turned out Im actually the jerk
      5. Your hold time is ridiculous!
        6. 19 min
      6. You and what army
        1. Crazy lady tries her darnedest to crash our staff meeting
        2. how to deal with rude people on Black Friday.
        3. when you need to go to the ER and need a nurse, good luck
        4. Some crazy lady screamed at me for not helping her
        5. You and what army
          6. 12 min
        6. What did you say that med was for again?

          * Selling cars is a hell of a drug

          * Server almost threw away my husbands work credit card!

          * What did you say that med was for again

          * Why can’t I use my ripped up receipt for a return

          * Why you shouldn't use free trials in production

          12 min
        7. Stop Trying To Understand

          * I decided to be nice to the rude customer

          * Kid and Her Parents Thought I Worked In The Computer Shop

          * My husband and I spent 45 min explaining to an airline call center agent the difference between arrival and departure. How is your holiday prep going

          * Stop Trying To Understand

          * System issues cause a single mother panic, I look deeper

          15 min
        8. I do not work at this strip club

          * I work at this store, but this is not the store to ask those questions

          * 7 months into my first help desk job, I feel sad for getting somebody fired yesterday

          * I do not work in this strip club

          * I'm a Lawyer

          * Perhaps the 2Pines is better for your financial needs

          13 min
        9. Sunday Night Mall rats

          * Customer Stalking Employees

          * I dunno, just give her whatever she asks you for. Mmm...not how that works

          * IT, but not here

          * Oops, I almost shouted at a guest. In my defense, she was being super dumb

          * Sunday Night Mall rats

          11 min

        About Retail Theater

        From the publisher's feed

        In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes…