Retail Theater

Retail Theater

By The Synthetic PlayhouseFictionComedy Fiction
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Retail Theater episodes

  • Apparently I have the devil in me

    * Apparently I have the devil in me

    * But it's a POWER strip

    * Free appetizer goes awry

    * I’ve been a customer for nearly 20 years, you’ll have to figure it out

    * My laptop is trash because I don't know how to use it

    12 min
  • Do You know where pickles come from?

    * Customer Stalking Employees

    * Do You know where pickles come from?

    * Entitled lady doesn’t understand a line of 60+ people means we will be slow

    * NO! I'm not going to wake a guest for your stupidity

    * Robber mistakes me as another customer, offers to cut me in on robbery

    16 min
  • 15 minute wait for an iced coffee

    * 15 minute wait for an iced coffee

    * I am not paying for something I am not using . Ok then Karen, have fun with Collections

    * Lady, we're in California, not Hawaii

    * The PC was stolen

    * Unfortunately sire we do not price match

    12 min
  • Mistaken as a staff member

    * Mistaken as a staff member

    * Nail salon owner tries to argue with me over negative review

    * This is false advertising

    * Well it is official, I am getting out!

    * When they realize it's not our fault

    17 min
  • Rules are rules, lady!

    * I was wrongfully accused of being a Karen

    * Sure, let's leave the new guy in charge

    * Karen get's a taste of her own medicine

    * Rules are rules lady!

    * No Ma’am, The cashier did not think you were 88 years old.

    15 min
  • When a Karen's daughter finally snaps.

    * When a Karen's daughter finally snaps.

    * The actual craziest thing that's happened to me

    * How I Caused a Karen to Question Herself and Scared a Second In One Day!

    * I need help but I'm just gonna refuse to do anything you say!

    * Might have gotten lil angry, has been a really stressful month

    17 min
  • A Karen and a Loud Comeuppance

    * A Karen and a Loud Comeuppance

    * Customer kept having a problem with their pizza so, I banned them

    * For absolutely no reason

    * Lady refuses to pay for product she damaged because she doesn't need it

    * 2-Day Shipping and Representatives Misrepresenting

    15 min

About Retail Theater

From the publisher's feed

In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes…