We talk about Metallica, open-door dumping, that Cochise absolutely did not smoke weed, Jello puddin’, a very small segment of gear talk, boxers vs. briefs vs. togas, aliens, and of course Fear, News, & Weather at the top of the hour. 

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Episode 40 so be sure to get yourself a 40 and crack it when you hit play. We talk a lot about Post-it notes, accordion busses, and there’s some body noises that we apologize for or if you’re a weird ASMR freak send us money. Oh, and the intro is super loud. Whoops!

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We talk about Cochise's exciting new gig, viewing yourself as a business, sniffing the piss stain, cereal, Metal Matt goes off about the Bandini Quartet and 19th century British writing vs. Mark Twain, open mic hijinks, and of course Fear, News, and Weather at the top of the hour. 

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Don't you fret, faithful listeners: it's a good one. We get into naming the first RPDP field correspondent, chicken soup and pop tarts, being haunted by shit, mustard, toast, Matt pitches "a day in the life" segment about 'Chise, 'Chise disagrees, Tartaria, the gym, inaugural edition of "Fear, News, and Weather" at the top of the second hour, and whatever the fuck "interacting with" means on my sticky note.

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Another Thursday night finds Metal Matt and Cochise tired as fuck but still on the air ‘cause we do this for y’all. Topics include riding the bus, Cochise’s super aggro voicemail greeting, pumping your own gas, honey wine, raising the rent, and dumping food on the floor. Also a happy Veteran's Day to all our military folks out there. 

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Recorded on Halloween so we tried to talk about Halloween shit but ended up talking about world economics, that election thing (a little), outies, girl sizes, circle goatees, maybe some more about politics, work, and old skate videos. 

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We talk about Western Europe, the Revolutionary War, Metal Matt gets a rude awakening, pronouncing shit, getting thrown under the bus, armpit tarantulas, the bag, where British metal legends live, the band Robots of the Ancient World, chiropractors, beer, and sports betting. Thanks for listening!

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Cochise and Metal Matt talk about Fresca, getting put on blast, jobs, positive mental attitude, marketing, the cuck chair in hotel rooms, pissing "on air", bologna on tortillas, oral hygiene, washing your legs, the band Stöner, and elitist cork sniffers.

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This was recorded a few weeks ago so our bad for any dated references or whatevers. Another great episode! There's a wrap up of the wedding in MX Rev. Metal Matt did, some talk about MX in general, Western hats are discussed, some Metallica footage is discovered, Cochise and Matt take to the airwaves using our boss Rodecaster Pro II, and other shit I don't remember because it's been a weird couple of weeks. Fret not! We are back on schedule!

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This week we recap the saga of Cochise in San Diego, that pesky red heifer gets discussed again, we talk about getting cereal stuck in your nose, maybe getting banned from hotels, eating pets, helping the blind, and Metal Matt doesn’t take any sh*t at the movies!

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