Retardmaxx Podcast episodes:

• February 26, 2026Be retarded and she comes back

  Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon.

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• February 19, 2026Be retarded and fire your therapist

  Choo choo the short bus is around the corner

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• February 14, 2026Be retarded and quit your job

  Short Bus Conquistadors

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• February 06, 2026Be retarded with women, heartbreak, and jobs

  Join the short bus conquistadors

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• January 15, 2026Everyone thinks I'm retarded

  Ride the short bus

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• January 07, 2026A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx

  Drifting the shortbus through a minefield

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• December 22, 2025Retardmaxxing women, girlfriends, and mothers

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• December 10, 2025Being retarded is your only hope in this decrepit world

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• December 04, 2025Didn't even try thinking today Retardmaxxing

  Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner

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• December 01, 2025Didn't read a single traffic sign today retardmaxxing

  The short bus will be arriving soon

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