Happiness. Arguably the number on thing people search for in this lifetime. today we talk about all things happiness. what is happiness? what is it not? pleasure vs pain. can you achieve happiness? and how? can money really buy happiness? should we all be like dogs?!

we also asked YOU GUYS to tell us what it means and you sure did deliver. we'll see you in there.

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why are we all fighting? it seems like now a days every one has something to say, including ourselves. We are no subject matter experts but through experience we've learned how to have a healthy debate, and exactly what buttons to push that will lead to a terrible fight. Because debating is beneficial to the human race. but why do we struggle with understanding each other? what are we missing when it comes to connection as humans? how do we maintain relationships with people that have different perspectives? In today's episode, we break that down. Mariana gives a shitty example of criticism, we talk about the four horsemen of the apocalypse in relationships, and so much more. All while trying to get a grip with...words. words are hard but we got it done. See you in there.

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in this episode we talk about bitches... having crushes. bitches r us. we have crushes. and we can't be the only ones that have crushed this hard. in this episode we talk about the do's and don'ts about having crushes and navigating them while ensuring you don't lose yourself. we use ourselves as examples of what can happen when you do lose yourself in one and the detrimental effects that come with it. Mariana talks about being a leech to her boyfriend and how sometimes, when you and crush are on the same page, it can work out in your favor. but you don't have to find yourself accidentally panicking while watering your crush's dad's tomato plant...to have a successful crush. or go duck hunting with moss on your face. Yeah, let's get into it, see you in there.

ever experience/see something, get annoyed, and think, "that should be illegal." Should we all implement citizen's arrest a little more? Listen to Emily and Mariana talk about annoying things that should be illegal. These are opinions but, they are strong opinions. See you in there.

We're baaaaacccckkk!!

Alright can we just get right into it? Let's get fucking weird. We're breaking down how we met and discuss the bumble BFF disasters we went through to get here. To confirm, Emily's breath in fact does not stink. Hope you enjoy!