Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES was the first time gamers got to experience TMNT action on their Nintendo console. But this game was not what most turtles fans were expecting, and today it is often overlooked for the beat-em up sequels. Does this game stand the test of time, or is it hot trash? Stick around for a bliss quiz where you will learn dark secrets about Johnny and Trevor which you can never unlearn.

Twisted Metal 2 was the wildly successful sequel to the PlayStation car combat hit. But after 22 years, does this game give you a sweet tooth for more, or does it send gamers running for cover like those little pixelated pedestrians? Find out in the full review, and stick around for a new Bliss Quiz!

This week, Trevor and Johnny give their thumbs a rest and put their producer to work. If there's one thing they know, it's how much their fans LOVE their opening sketches. Or, maybe their producer loves producing them. Either way, here's volume one of the best of the openers. The guys will be back next week with all of your favorite segments including the "world" famous Bliss Quiz.

Soldiers of Fortune for the Sega Genesis is a 2 player action game in the same style as Commando or Ikari Warriors. Listen for the full review, a new bliss quiz, and a wacky new segment! Find out if Retro Blissed will be your fortune, or just another bad life decision in a string of bad life decisions.

With the release of Mario Tennis Aces for Nintendo Switch, Retro Blissed reviews Mario Tennis for N64. Is this a multiplayer masterpiece, or an old man's game of boring tennis? Find out in this episode of everyone's favorite podcast starring two boring old men!

Before HAL was making the next Super Smash Bros masterpiece, they were making games like this: Kirby's Dream Course. Sort of a mini golf on steroids, sort of its own thing. Find out if Kirby's 1994 SNES game is worth its spot on the SNES classic, or if this pink cream puff needs to be covered in large amounts of ointment and anti-fungal cream.

Battletoads for the NES is a notoriously difficult Rare developed game that has just been announced to get a brand new release on Xbox One next year. But how does the original stand the test of time? Tune in for the Retro Blissed review, a new bliss quiz, and lots of complaining. Seriously. A LOT.

Can Nemo ever find his mom, even with the help of Dory? Oh wait, wrong Nemo. Based on a 1930s comic and slightly obscure animated movie, Little Nemo is a Capcom NES platformer which flew under many people's radars. Will the definitive voices in all of retro gaming give it a high review? Who knows, but for now let's see what Retro Blissed has to say.

Welcome to the Magic Kingdom. You'll find all your favorite Disney characters here including Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy, and even Donald Duck. Join us as we review this little known Capcom Disney Nintendo entertainment system game. Is this a hidden NES classic or a rare stinker in the Disney Capcom lineup? Join us as we relive your wildest nostalgic dreams, or crush them under the weight of so much reality.

Super Castlevania IV was the first time everyone's favorite vampire hunter went into 16 bits. Does this SNES classic stand the test of time? Tune into the full review to find out, and stick around for the world infamous Bliss Quiz. With any luck, this episode won't suck.