RETRO REPLAY

Nolan North and Troy Baker punch, kick and die (often) while playing the incredibly difficult 1991 Battletoads on NES.

Look, folks, this one's on you. Many of you out there suggested Nolan and Troy play Battletoads. Knowing very well the outcome would likely be like watching a cat chase a laser pointer. Sure we'll laugh when Troy serenades Nolan's gameplay with All-4-One's hit classic "I Swear." We'll chuckle as Nolan loses it when a bird cuts his rope a la Episode 1's Spider-man. The only real winners here are those of us watching this disaster play out. We need help... no seriously, we need help on how to beat this game!

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Who you gonna call? Ghost Recon! This week Nolan North and Troy Baker are fighting ghosts and song titles... No, wait... That can't be right. Grab your night vision goggles. This is 2001 PS2 TOM CLANCY'S GHOST RECON! It's 2008 and the Soviet Union is on the rise. It's up to Nolan to save the day. With Nolan on the battlegrounds, Troy is armed with harrowing stories of music battles. Get ready! This is RETRO REPLAY.

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Nolan North and Troy Baker go back to 1978 and play the Atari classic, Space Invaders.

Is the gameplay exciting? Not really. But if you stick around you could be entranced by random stories about why Red Dawn is actually a training video and a vocal reenactment of Barry White's first sexual experience. You only think you know what's going to happen in this video. Only 10% of this episode is actually about Space Invaders. The other 90% was randomly generated from the minds of Nolan and Troy. Oh yeah, we've added controller crotch counter because this show has no bottom.

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Nolan North and Troy Baker are saving kids, but mostly hitting bad guys! Look out for Slick, the meanest guy on the streets. This is 1989 NES classic RIVER CITY RANSOM! Come! Jump with us! Watch out! Nolan is armed with a killer new hat and a bat, ready to save the day with the help of Troy. Nothing can get in their way, well except for Malls... Lots and lots of Malls. Warning viewers may experience random bursts of songs from Troy. Get ready! This is RETRO REPLAY.

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Let's not sugar coat the situation. It's dire.

Nolan North and Troy Baker foolishly attempt to play the NES version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A game that, despite its cool cover art, is punishing to anyone who attempts to understand it's random manhole entrances and Shredder tanks that run you over and over again. Nolan and Troy hide their pain with stories of working on the TMNT animated film and the great pizza topping debate of 2018.

Out of frustration and probably humiliation they jump to the Arcade version of TMNT which goes well until Nolan breaks the controller. Oh boy...

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Get 20% off and free shipping with the code RETRO at http://manscaped.com. Nolan North and Troy Baker are teaming up and fighting bad guys! TRAUTMAN! Hold on to your bandanas, RAMBO is coming to save the day! With Nolan's two degrees and Troy's incredible button mashing, the guys are armed and ready. Warning watch out for random Mariachi band tangent. Get ready! This is RETRO REPLAY.

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Ninja Gaiden utterly breaks Nolan North and Troy Baker. You're probably thinking it's the one level with the flying ninjas or the final boss fight. Nope. It's Act 1-1. That's right, almost 30 minutes of utter failure is here for your enjoyment. Watch as the mear sight of ninja dogs makes Nolan shriek in fear, while the logic puzzle of why there are so many storefronts with sales drives Troy to near madness. Oh yeah, and there is a random story about Nolan getting humped by a golden retriever.

Are you not entertained?

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Nolan North and Troy Baker are playing a badass ninja with unlimited ninja stars and some cool ninja magic powers with unlimited quarters! Look out bad guys SHINOBI is coming to save the children! But first some tangents, advice from Uncle Noly, and another appearance of Phil Kensington's Sale Store. Get ready to laugh and save some children from bad ninja's and random Mongolian's. This is RETRO REPLAY.

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It's two-player day which means Nolan North and Troy Baker are playing the classic and somewhat improved 1988 sequel Double Dragon II: The Revenge. Oh, it's not all jump kicks and uppercuts folks. There's a new segment we're calling "Punk Rock Jam Session" or PRJS which totally rolls off the tongue. Also, for some unknown reason, there's a discussion on the what the best Christmas Movie of all time should be and of course, like the great actors they are, dive into the motivation of what makes two brother's punch their way through the apocalypse.

Do they make it past the 1st level?

Does the loss of Marian tear these brothers apart for good?

Those answers and more on RETRO REPLAY.

It's football season so Nolan North and Troy Baker are playing one of the greatest football games ever made, Tecmo Super Bowl! Nolan vs Troy. Giants vs Cowboys. Gamer vs Athlete. It's the battle of tangents and play calls. Someone is coming out a loser in this episode and we all win because of it. Laces out RETRO REPLAY!

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