Herpa derp! intro Who the fuck do i pick!? PETA would be pissed! oh, i guess it doesnt matter Earthbound anyone? Chrono Trigger anyone? Final Fantasy anyone? I can’t leave my own fucking castle! goblins sound like cats? The golems the faire Bitch you gave them the tear drop!?!ZOMCG@$ Zeikfried and Roy (power rangers vibe) […]

Show Notes: The retro rpg cooking show. intro We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one The part where you die. Sentries Neurotoxin Hello, you have been in hibernation for 9999999 Hello again…. Murderer Cave johnson, Caroline, and Chell I can count to potato The part where you […]

Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent… Show Notes: Its not a toomah! intro crap Derek beats golem again I got a time machine so fuck you! ill do what a want! the coolest looking boss in the game is the […]

I feel this has been one of our best podcasts. NOTES: Derek is an angry person intro tick tock wake the fuck up! mini games the fuck out of my way bitch! Back to the future? Some major incest going on GUILTY! THAT BITCH IS GUILTY! HANG THAT FUCKER NOW! i got the rope right […]

So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them. Derek’s mic had some auto volume going on so after he yells, he will sound quiet for […]

Now lets see if we can keep this up! Show Notes: Flying bat skulls how I loathe thee Gothica Ivor Tower – Queen Are you trying to get me lost! Shameless Final Fantasy bump Naris the douche-bag Fetch quest for space parts Raptor of death! The ultimate formula Wait, I’m fighting a butler? (aka the […]

Figuring you have had enough rambling, Derek does not open up with his usual rantings. We did not make it to Gothica, instead opting to record so you have something to listen to after such a long absence. Show Notes: Intro Why Evermore is not oft talked about The fire cave that isn’t a fire […]

There should have been more bumper music in it, but i became lazy and decided not to add it. This will result in Don yelling at me because i said i would and will generate much lulz for me. the next show WILL BE Secret of Evermore part 1

Because we fail so hard at playing games, we decided to record an off topic back in November…….. yea….. We know… Its February now, BUT that was the intent. Regardless, hopefully this off topic will sustain our listeners until we complete Secret of Evermore. This is Don’s first attempt at editing the show, so if […]

We finish up Mother 3. Lost the show notes again. But no one has yet to complain about their absence.