Dragons, chowdah and whales, oh my! It must be Valentine's Day! Love is the theme in the selections for this week!

All you need are some Screaming Eagles and a Swamp Thing. Those are words that both Young Merlin and JJ Starbuck live by. You should too.

Let's hang out with Rangers named Walker and Lone, take an uneasy plane ride with wrestlers, and hear Daniel-san speak of underwater creatures.

ToySquat debuts with a couple of…seriously? Dolls? Whatever. At least Lou Diamond Phillips and Macaulay Culkin start the episode off strong.

Kevin Bacon starts it off strong this week with Tremors. Oh, he brought his brother along too. And the worms. And Prince as The Kid from Graffiti Bridge. Sprinkle in a little WKRP in Cincinnati, some Tales from the Darkside and a smidge of Widget, bake at 450 degrees for about an hour and ingest that savory squat.

This episode:

MovieSquat (2:27) Relentless + Band of the Hand = "Relentless 6: Judd Hirsch"

TubeSquat (16:02) Quantum Leap + Cop Rock = "Quantum Rock"

ToonSquat (25:13) Strawberry Shortcake + The Dukes = "Baby Duke Needs a Name"

GameSquat (46:00) Spider-Man 3 (Game Boy) + Rambo III (Genesis) = "John Rambo: Undercover Spider-Man"

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This episode:

MovieSquat (2:38) Apocalypse Now + 8 Million Ways to Die = "Apocalyptular"

TubeSquat (21:47) Herman's Head + Charlie and Company = "Bob-Rob's Head"

ToonSquat (33:48) Dr. Snuggles + The New Adventures of Zorro = "Zorro the Raccoon"

GameSquat (45:34) Demon's Crest (Super NES) + Zoda's Revenge: Star Tropics II = "The Tropical Adventures of Firebrand & Mike"

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This episode:

MovieSquat (1m:31s) Fletch + Broadway Danny Rose = Fletch the Hero

TubeSquat (15m:24s) It's Garry Shandling's Show + Mister Rogers' Neighborhood = Mister Shandling's Neighborhood

ToonSquat (28m:12s) The Raccoons + The Real Ghostbusters = Ghostbustlers

GameSquat (41m:22s) Ninja Warriors (Super NES) + Metal Warriors (Super NES) = Metal Ninjas

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This episode:

MovieSquat (8m:58s) The Empire Strikes Back + Rocky II = Chewbaccy/Balboa

TubeSquat (32m:33s) Anything But Love + Amen = Love, Amen

ToonSquat (41m:57s) Pac-Man + Alvin and the Chipmunks = Chipmunks in PacLand

GameSquat (54m:11s) Excitebike (NES) + Vectorman 2 (Genesis) = Vectorbike

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What do Superboy, Punky Brewster, and a Black Cat have in common? Well, we got them all here this episode. Let your ears sit back and relax and enjoy what they hear.

This episode:

MovieSquat (3m:42s) Above Suspicion + Black Cat = Coleco & Vision

TubeSquat (23m:33s) Superboy + Punky Brewster = Punky & Clark

ToonSquat (49m:37s) Muppet Babies + Defenders of the Earth = Babies of the Earth

GameSquat (57m:22s) Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose (Super NES) + Dungeon Master II: Skullkeep (Sega CD) = Tiny Master IIns

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