Return To Sender

Need a good laugh about roped off, secret, quiet lawns? How about vampire safety?  Or maybe you need some deeper insight into childhood toys that were almost death traps for toddlers? Then you better tune your ear holes into this episode of the RTS pod.

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Five whole episodes. Thanks lending us your ear holes, for stealing all these first five episodes  (we know you listened to all of them, how could you not) from those who they were made for.

What will you hear in this episode for Kaitlin? Short answer, how wrong we are about so many things. Longer answer, Tim regales you with stories of snake oil, a cure for impotence, and a very practical more natural way of transportation - Elon Musk has nothing on this proposed method.

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Want to know how Live, Laugh, Love came to be? Well whether you do or don't Tim is going to tell you exactly and obviously very truthfully how it came to be. This episode is for Serene but if you need some LIFE, some LAUGH, or some LOVE then wiggle your way into Serene's episode and take a listen. 

Nuclear weapons, sex dolls, and pee-holes what more could you want in an episode about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE?

Welcome back to Return to Sender for episode 3. On this episode Tim starts by bringing you into his world where he has a few things to let off his chest.  Also in an unrelated note if anyone has any connections to an anger management service just let us know. No reason. Thank you.

After the first break Tim takes us into the magical world of dinosaurs as requested this week by Rich. After days and weeks of research Tim is now the venerable source for all things dinosaurs. You will hear all kinds of tail dragging myth busters on this episode. You think you know about dinosaurs because you watched Jurassic Park, wrong! But have no fear you will never be embarrassed again at a dinner party, Tim will fill you in with all his dilophosaurus and other dinosaur knowledge. Also if you haven't seen Jurassic Park and still want to maybe don't listen to this episode just yet.

Later in this episode Tim is joined by fellow Crush Improv member and all around funny man, Dan Lajoie. And  they talk a whole bunch about Dinosaurs clearly, as that is the title of the episode, hmmm...When Tim and Dan get together they do tend to meander but it's always a fun meander. So if you're up for a meander come and lose your marbles with these two in this episode. One thing they do cover quite a bit during this meander is their adventures into improv and comedy and how they got started.

Thanks so much for tuning in for this episode. We, here at RTS look forward to many more episodes and having you along the journey. And Rich we hope you especially liked this episode.

As always if you have an episode you would like to hear then drop us a note over at returntosender.ca

Ever get the urge to just measure stuff in olympic swimming pools, stop it. No one needs that kind of water talk. No one gets it. That's a petition Tim is starting from this episode on. To join the movement, well, we will let you know how that goes.

Now let's get to the topic at hand for this episode, sour candy. What is the number one holiday associated with candy? Halloween, of course. Well this podcast has some truly great halloween stories from years of past and introduces a great new segment for the podcast, hey here's some fucking facts that are neat. Let us know what you think about the segment name. In this segment Tim educates us on how big candy gets involved in Halloween, reminds us to be on alert for razor blades and white vans. Tim also lets us in on the secrets about how long sour candy has been around and how they get candy to be sour. What do you think is the first really commercially produced and available sour candy?

On this episode you also get to hear from a special guest, Heather Thompson. Tim and Heather talk over Zoom, you know because pandemic and all, about unexpectedly delicious foods. Tim also tries a new food combo for the first time live on air, will he like it or will he spit it out? What even is it?

Then Tim wraps up this episode in a nice little bow with a story about him, Christmas, and lifesaver goodness.

Thanks for listening and if you have any candy related stories OR if you have stories about unexpected food pairings we would love to read it. Drop us a note at returntosender.ca

This is episode 1 and Tim wants you to take your gloved hand in his and take a walk with him on this journey. Each episode Tim gets a suggestion from someone out there and makes an entire episode about it.

Ever wonder who the macaque's of the human world are? Well wonder no more, Tim answers this question. And if you don't know what a macaque is Tim will answer that as well. Also don't be afraid to be independent in 2021 and Google it. We over here at RTS believe in you. 

Tim also divulges his softer side in this episode. Need to get to know Tim a bit more? Ask him about his dog and his dreams. 

Are you into the royals? Well there are one or two conspiracies about the royals that's for sure and Tim covers a whole bunch of them. So much outrageousness. Wife murder, impossible births, cannibalism, vampires and so much more. You don't want to miss any of these conspiracy theories.

After all this royal and conspiracy chatter what could possibly come next...ghosts. Obviously. Making love to ghosts, phantom babies, spirit parties and even more ghostly greatness. This whole segment is filled with a whole lot of abnormal and extreme views. Tim spends some time taking a few great interviews about ghosts and ghost love apart. Agree? Disagree? Could you find love and party with a ghost? Let us know. 

Thank you Ayan for these suggestions - this one is for you. 

Welcome to Return to Sender. Thank you for joining Tim and we hope that you have a suggestion for an episode that you want to hear in the future. Please visit www.returntosender.ca and drop your suggestions there.