Reverse Sequels

Dolphin Tale is a classic coming-of-age story between a troubled teen boy and a tail-less dolphin. This movie does a great job answering all our questions: Will Winter learn to swim again? Will Sawyer be allowed to volunteer at the aquarium and avoid summer school? Will that old man ever get his chair out of the Gulf of Mexico? Join us for what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted in Dolphin Tale!

Dolphin Tale 2 is a movie that's harder to describe than a pelican trying to make love to a sea turtle. Ellie thinks it's really 2 movies in 1 since after the movie is over you have to watch about 20 minutes of real footage on what the movie was based on. Patrick thinks it's not a movie at all but rather a very long ad for an aquarium that should be condemned. This is our first movie "inspired by true events" and the real Hope and Winter star as themselves in a movie that is sure to make you sea sick. So get inspired and join us as we discuss Dolphin Tale 2 and try to predict what Dolphin Tale was all about.

This holiday season witness a miraculous birth. No, it's not Jesus. Even better... it's the Predalien! This movie is full of other miracles, including a human-Predator team up, the world's first pyramid, and the secret origins of human civilization (hint: it's Predators). Come see what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted with Alien vs. Predator.

In this very special episode we are doing a reverse Reverse Sequel. I guess you could just call it a sequel. We watched the independent horror movie Happy Hunting and try to imagine what a sequel might be all about!

What do you get when you cross Aliens, Predators, and a small town of humans? Lots of green and red blood! Happy Holidays!

Being a mom is tough. Especially when your boss is a jerk, your kids are overly stressed out, and you catch your husband masturbating to a woman on a webcam with a giant bush. Not to mention you're living in a nightmarish adult Mean Girls PTA world at a school where the kids appear to range in age from 5 to 18. So grab some gas station donut holes and pull on your hoodie and join us as we watch Bad Moms.

In the movie A Bad Mom’s Christmas, the movie showed to me:

6 moms a’swearing

5 SkyZone passes

4 kids with lines

3 sexy Santas

2 doting husbands

And an appearance by Kenny G.

Best of the Best is a movie that believes that more is always better. Multiple training montages, two main characters, and more racial slurs against Asians than you've ever seen in a martial arts movie. So grab your ice cream cone and put your hair in a man bun as we watch the original Best of the Best.

3 friends and a child, wait, make that 2 friends and a child go up against Wayne Newton and a giant, invincible German body-builder named Brakus. What happens for the next hour is akin to a vision quest straight out of a Native American sweat lodge. Get in your workout montage and join us as we discuss, Best of the Best 2!

A sex offender, a sex offender, and a drug addict (who is probably a sex offender) make up the horrible of Horrible Bosses. Everyone is horrible in this movie, but you have to hand it to this great cast for their non-stop attempts at comedy. Join us as we review what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted with Horrible Bosses.